Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit
And you thought you had run out of good ideas for date night. The Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit will put your relationship skills to the testes, requiring both partners to perform dick moves to assist one in creating a perfect penis mold, and then a silicone replica of it. But get through the initial cockfight - using the Clone-A-Willy molding gel and silicone could get messy - and you'll both enjoy a handsome reward.
The clonee will receive a highly detailed sculpture of his junk to admire. And the assistant will receive a highly detailed sculpture of his junk to use. Because when I say "silicone replica of your penis & balls," what I really mean is "personalized dildo." Poured from medical-grade platinum cure silicone, a substance that is, according to Clone-A-Willy, "the gold standard of sex toys."
The molding kit even comes with a bullet vibrator to help you do the same. Load up the finished willy with some extra zing and let your partner feel you in a whole new way. I'll say it again: and you thought you had run out of good ideas for date night.
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