$8Check It Out
from Urban Outfitters »
If your audition for the Clever Devil Brigade is coming up, but you don't have the cash to tattoo a mustache on your index finger, an $8 solution is here!
While the product name sounds like the result of poorly applied SPF, it is actually a pair of cataract glasses with a plastic hunk of faux facial hair dangling from the frames. Available in three 'stache styles: Rollie Fingers; Fu Manchu; and "spy". Note to spies: Urban Outfitters has just blown your cover. Bummer. May we recommend one of these as your new preferred follicular growth pattern?
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