Vortix Mini Gun Massager
Check out the Vortix Mini Gun Massager. It's about the size of your smartphone, and weighs less than a pound. And when you apply it to tight or knotted muscles at home, at the gym, or under the table at dinner because the wicked ache in your right butt cheek is only aggravated by extensive sitting and listening to stories about your father-in-law's childhood, the Mini Gun Massager...ohhhh. Hurrrtsss ssssooooo ggggoooodddd.
Vortix has fitted its travel-ready Mini Gun Massager with a brushless motor that outputs 40 to 60db of sound, depending on your setting. That's the equivalent of a library at the low end, and normal conversation in a restaurant up top. So, yeah, quiet enough that your FIL probably won't even hear you using it over his own droning, especially if he forgot to put in his hearing aid again.
The wireless Mini Gun Massager uses a USB rechargeable battery that delivers 2 to 3 hours of therapeutic muscle drumming per charge. Choose between 4 speeds, 1500 rpm to 3000 rpm, and 4 included massage heads.
Dude readers who want to ease aches and tension with the Vortix Mini Gun Massager, either for themselves or as a gift for someone special and knotted up, can do so at a 15% discount using the code DIWT15 at Vortix checkout. The discount applies to your entire Vortix cart, too, so be sure to click around the rest of the store while you're there.