TheoryHome Floor Lamp
Does the LED lighting of an otherwise sleek and minimalist Theory Floor Lamp look like the glow of a lightsaber against your wall? That's for you to decide, dude. To decide, and then to relish in your heart every time you see the floor lamp shining its brilliant green, or blue, or red, or one of its other 16+ million customizable colors in the living room under your wife's appreciative - and unsuspecting - eye.
In addition to its near-limitless illuminating hues, the Theory Floor Lamp can also produce over 300 multi-color lighting effects to set the perfect mood for any time or occasion. Its weighted base and rubber bottom ensure that that floor lamp's barely-there footprint remains stable and, despite a 56" height, won't tip over.
If you're ready to battle the darkness in style, click here to get a Theory Floor Lamp of your own. Dude readers can also slash $75 off their lamp purchases using the discount code DIWT75 at checkout.