Rosephoria Beauty & The Beast Dome
Certain as the sun / Rising in the east / No lady won't love / A rose that doesn't go deceased. The Beauty and The Beast Dome from Rosephoria is a stunning display of an everlasting rose, and your everlasting love for the lovely lady you gift it to.
Available in 5 colors, from classic red to macabre black, each domed rose is a real bloom, grown ethically by farmers in Ecuador, and preserved in safe, non-toxic oils to maintain its peak floral glory for at least a year.
The rose's arrangement in the dome, enhanced with winding, branch-like LED lights, creates a charming replica of The Beast's enchanted rose in the iconic Disney film.
Dude Beasts looking to charm their Beauties this holiday season can do so at a 15% discount using the code DIWT15 at Rosephoria checkout. The discount applies to your entire Rosephoria cart. Click here to head over.
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