MysteryVibe Crescendo Bendable Smart Vibrator (NSFW)
Ever wanted to get a contortionist in bed? Then take a lusty look at the MysteryVibe Crescendo, bendable smart vibrator at your service. Bonus: this sex toy with brains isn't just able to twist and arch to fit and hit your own body exactly where you want it, it's also down for threesomes. With buzzy tricks in its bendy bones for G-spot, clitoral, penis, and perineum stimulation, the Crescendo can curve, extend, and penetrate to pleasure you and your partner together.
MysteryVibe built its award-winning Crescendo with 6 individually programmable motors, all accessible either via push buttons on the vibrator's surface, or remotely - smartly - via the MysteryVibe app. Crescendo also charges sexy fast and sexy cord-free with a sexy Qi induction charger, included in the package.
Click here to learn more about the MysteryVibe Crescendo bendable smart vibrator, and to buy one of your own.
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