Do you trust your girlfriend or wife? Implicitly? If you're going to let her own these, then you damn well better because she could slice your fat face up real nice and quick with these bad boys. OR she could give you...

When planning to have Luke, Obi Wan and Yoda over for a dinner party last month, it occurred to me that they might like to feel a little bit of home while in my strange quasi-bachelor pad apartment. You can imagine my...

Is there something perfectly cyclical about throwing your garbage away in a trash can (who calls them waste baskets? weirdos.) made to look like an actual piece of garbage? I say yes. It's the circle of trash...

Who can pass up a perfect opportunity to ruin your dog's entire day at the expense of comedy? In an ironic twist, we find our beloved mailman atop our canine in this Gulliver's Travels-esque Halloween costume. Kind of...

What percentage of people in 2011 actually know the significance of ctrl alt delete anyway? Are people still afraid of computers? Do YOU know what will happen if you hold those 3 keys down in unison? I dare you to try...

Cancer is still a problem, but some damn genius has finally solved the problem of spilling coffee all over the place all of the time. It seems like your arm would get tired having to constantly spin this thing around...

We used to call these "ghetto blaster" watches when I was a kid. Sounds a little racist now. Actually, saying it sounds racist is a little racist, but in and of itself, it isn't racist. I digress. It's a watch made to...

ET will be wrapped around your finger... his goofy looking head at least. I feel like I should come up with some kind of phone home joke here, but... I'm not every sitcom on television right now, so I'll pass...

A Halloween costume is very important if you're a female. Nothing defines your personality more than your costume choice. It's your one chance to be slutty without being labeled a slut. Or in this case, you can show allow...

If you're not using a condom while surfing the Internet, you're gonna get pregs. Listen, I know you think it's not gonna happen to you, but sometimes you get carried away with a good video and before you know it, you're...

Having the whole world in your hand is great, but Gotham City around your finger is something few can claim to have. The Ring is solid brass plated in Gunmetal and has Cubic Zirconia stones that make up the windows of...

This remind me of those hamburgers that yo have to eat with a fork. I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the world's largest sushi roll. Weighing in at over 6 kg (I think that's like 400 lbs.) and 20 cm in girth, this will...

The formerly headless Eddard Stark (spolier alert... oops) returns as a Westeros weatherman and he has some bad news. Winter... is coming. If you're in Winterfell, take the necessary precautions. Oh, also, dragons, wights...

Eighties nostalgia at its finest. These pixel print generated playing cards pay special homage to the 1978 released and enduring classic game Space Invaders. I still start to sweat a little when I think of those invaders...

These watches are made from natural materials, are lighweight and a tree is planted for each watch bought. Who really cares about the tree, but the watch is pretty cool and makes the statement that you're into the environment...

The helmet is a beautiful dense plastic replica of a Thor Helmet with custom stand. The aluminum flame tubes are raised above the helmet so that there is no heat transfer from the tubes to the helmet. There is a simple...

More form than function, these look meticulous in their construction. These were fashioned from PC mother boards, ribbon wire and a host of other electronic components. Click these heals together and you enter the matrix...

Did you know that sharks have anywhere from two to three rows of working teeth with 20 to 30 teeth in each row? And did you know that these teeth fall out and move forward in a conveyor-belt like fashion in the shark�s...

The walk of shame is something to be celebrated. It wasn't easy convincing that frat boy to let you sleep on the ground next to his mattress. Your shame should be worn on your chest as a badge of honor. This patch gives...

Available individually (for $20) or in this set of four, these prints depict some of your favorite Star Wars characters as children. Each print is 12x12 inches with a semi-gloss finish. Great for Star Wars fans... obviously...

Perfect for the aspiring ninja or make believe superhero, these will have you scaling trees in your backyard in no time. Made from pure black stainless steel. Just be careful you don't hurt yourself. Being a ninja is...

With the possible exception of the "AIDS" label that's covering half of Africa, some of these American stereotypes of the rest of world are surprisingly lacking in wickedness. I would have expected less superficial ignorance...

You love Batman, but you're a loyal Star Wars fanboy. Halloween is coming up and you have a difficult decision to make. Can you betray Darth Vader for your new crush on the Dark Knight? Good news. You won't have to. Mash...

Perfect for smuggling booze into any event that calls for binoculars (does any event really call for binoculars?). Why pay $10 a drink at a game, when you can bring your own party in your binocs and only spend $6 for...