Ever had to take a leak so bad you could taste it? Well, thanks to Guitar Pee, you're about to have to take a leak so bad you could piss "Stairway to Heaven". A concept that falls somewhere between baffling and F'in rad...

On the one hand, nice marketing ploy, Fort Atlantic. A debut album released on an old-school Nintendo cartridge, replete with USB connectivity for computer transfer, might just catch the eye--and credit cards--of video...

Man, the coffee table just keeps reinventing itself. It's like Apple or Target or Madonna before she turned into a self-important old shrew with man arms. Though it won't play "November Rain", "Purple Rain", or "Blame...

My preparations to defend the Galactic Republic during thrice-weekly light saber sparring sessions in the parking lot under I-5 were working up a wicked thirst. A thirst the water from those plebeian store-bought plastic...

iXoost hails from the land of true ghetto-blasting iPod/iPhone sound systems. The land of metallic brilliance, whose docking stations are forged by local craftsmen from solid blocks of aluminum. The land of gnarly, visionary...

Panama Jack left the neon zinc oxide sunscreen game too early. Now that fluorescent orange, yellow, and pink are back--in a full-on, legitimate, non-humorous, non-ironic sort of way no less--I have to give a shout out...

Zombie enthusiast or not, handcrafted wood maestro Emmy's 3D Zombie Puzzle perambulates onto the scene as a nifty diversion, and freakishly exquisite piece of household decor. Assembled, the 24-piece undead stunner stands...

Replete with an endorsement and foreword by George R. R. Martin, the definitive Game of Thrones cookbook, A Feast of Ice and Fire, begins shipping on May 29, 2012. Pre-orders are currently available for recipes replicating...

The Dark Knight rises. Know what else rises? Heat. As the summer months approach, we must arm ourselves to fight this oppressive, yet elusive nemesis. We must strong arm hot air and gym sock stuffiness out of our bedrooms...

Will you name the fire breather coiled around your ear Viserion, Rhaegal, or Drogon? Add a little Daenerys Targaryen to your wardrobe with a menacing, yet somehow cuddly-loooking Dragon Wrap Earring. Its tail extends...

On the down side, different kind of pipe. Unlike the Menagerie of Mechanized Happiness Pipe, the Plumbing Pipe Desk Lamp will not get you high. But. Its jutting and twisting drainpipes, beer bottle bulbs, and steampunk...

On the one hand, we look at people like Robert DeNiro and Johnny Depp and envy their posh celebrity lives. But on the other, we look at the Who Tall Are You? Mirror and wonder how the H-E double hockey sticks they get...

Whether you're an Archer fan, or just want to stick it to the Coat & Tie Establishment, the FX cartoon's official Archer Suit Long Sleeve T-Shirt is the perfect accompaniment to schmoozy spring cocktail parties, your...

Here's a way for responsible adults and people randomly tested for psilocybin and MDMA to enjoy the effects of mushrooms and E without physically ingesting them. It's an ocular mow-down with the Kinoko Mushroom USB Lamp...

At this point it seems carbonite is the least of Han Solo's worries. Since Return of the Jedi, he's been frozen in a block of ice, suspended in chocolate, sucked into the iPhone craze,

LEGO-themed firearm construction, per the LEGO Heavy Weapons builders' guide, may not be for children, but you know what is for children? LEGO-themed chores. Such as taking out the trash. And, in today's eco-conscious...

Carstache creator Ethan Eyler knows exactly what I'm wondering as I peruse photos of suave mustachioed VWs and Jeeps looking sexier than Burt Reynolds naked on a bearskin rug: Will affixing a mustache to my car change...

Father's Day 2012 is hitting families nationwide on June 17th. Which begs the question: Do you have that very special kind of Renaissance father who can schmooze with James Bond, thrown down with the wranglers on River...

The months leading up to Resident Evil 6's anticipated November 2012 release should be filled with wishful speculation, ripples of spoilers, and inexplicable urges to quell the suspense by amassing random bits of RE merch...

A red one for Red Sox fans, a blue one for Yankees fans, and everyone stays dry when a downpour--or shit storm--hits Fenway Park this summer. Pac-Man Ghost Ponchos keep their donners dry and mud-free, whilst using their...

Bestowed with one-of-a-kind status, and forged from antique rifle stock, the Shotgun Planter now gives life to mosses, tiny shrubs, and delicate flowers instead of taking it from pheasants, hogs, and cousins named Darryl...