View-Master Virtual Reality Starter Pack
Yes, it looks like like the 3D View Master you had as a kid, but it's definitely not the 3D View Master you had as a kid. This one has been upgraded to better suit your kids. And their $400 iPhones. The View-Master Virtual...
Golden Girls Granny Panties
Welp, they couldn't really put The Cosby Show on them, now could they? Candice Pugh of Etsy shop Bullets and Bees has made this homage to everyone's favorite old ladies living the retired life in Florida, The Golden Girls...
Beard Grow XL Facial Hair Supplement
Snake oil? No Way! Beard Grow XL isn't oil at all. It's pills! Ninety little capsules whose daily dose claims to carry the coveted effect of a full and glorious facial bush that's sure to rival the one on Santa himself...
Giveaway: Gliderboards Self-Balancing Scooter
You could join the lunchtime amoeba and take a clunky 3.5 MPH walk down the street to the taco truck, or you could gliiiiide past the slow masses at 8 MPH with a tiny two-wheeled wonder under your feet. If being first...
Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser
I don't care how they got this ship in the bottle as long as I know how to get the booze it's sailing through out. A wood base handcrafted in Kentucky serves as a classy pedestal to the mounted glass whiskey decanter...
Desktop Warfare - da Vinci Catapult Kit
Leonardo da Vinci didn't invent the catapult but, as with anything that crazy Medieval MF touched, he did figure out how to make it way better. And I think if high-rise office buildings, contemporary desktops, and floors...
LED Lightsaber Flashlight Umbrella
Battler of enemies from the sky teams up with battler of enemies from a galaxy far, far away with this LED Lightsaber Umbrella. If the Force is with you the umbrella's 25+" blade will light your way through the Dark Side...
Success by Trump Deodorant
Donald Trump thinks you stink. Particularly if you're: Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton; George W. Bush; Carly Fiorina; Megyn Kelly; any other journalist; any other woman; disabled; Jeff Bezos; an immigrant; a Democrat;...
Electric Wine Bottle Opener
Yeah, old school cork screws are a bi*ch. Instant carpal tunnel, not to mention shredded or incompletely dislodged corks. But there are a lot of steps in between the traditional handheld cranker and this, an electric...
Bandit9 AVA Motorcycle
The things clever boys and girls can do with a Honda Supersport 125cc. Bandit9 motorcycles is producing a limited edition of--yep--9 of their slick silver-bodied AVAs. Bandit founder, Daryl Villanueva, says his company...
U-Pet Bubble Pet Carriers
U-Pet says the transparent bubble domes built into its pet carriers give your pooches and pusses "a window to the world," but I don't know, dude, the half-petrified look on that cat's face makes me wonder if he wouldn't...
The iFlask
Smokers, you've got your iStash. Drinkers, it's time to get your vice's piece of incognito Apple paraphernalia. In its ubiquitous and thereby discreet glory, the iPhone serves as the facade of subterfuge once again with...
Lodge Cast Iron Reversible Grill
Another boomerang gift! I'll give my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Lodge's Cast Iron Reversible Grill / Griddle for Christmas, and she'll give me all the steaks, burgers, strips of bacon, pancakes, and grilled...
Ultrasonic Essential Oil Diffuser
Ahhh, the pleasing fragrance and relaxing mist of essential oils aromatherapied into the air through a mood-lit ultrasonic diffuser. Another gift for the ladies, right? Not that you'll mind too much when she flicks on...
The Force Awakens Kylo Ren Lightsaber
If you're ready to finish what Lord Vader started, your saber awaits. Cosplay and collectors' darling Saberforge continues to produce some of the best and baddest lightsaber replicas out there. In honor of Star Wars:...
Zippo Hand Warmers
A Zippo in the hand is worth two in the bush (particularly because the latter is a fire hazard, kids). It's true if you need a light, and especially true if your fingers are so frozen they can't even flick one. Zippo's...
Pulp Fiction Explicit Talking Action Figures
I bet I know what's been missing from your Christmas mornings: profanity. Lots and lots of profanity. And also Quentin Tarantino (which might explain the lack of profanity). Well guess what, dudes, thanks to toymaker...
Betty Crocker Pizza Maker
Pizza stones are so heavy. And preheating the oven takes so long. And not burning myself when I try to Operation out my piping hot pie a little too zealously is nearly impossible. Sure, I don't really need a whole separate...
Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide
The Fallout 4 Vault Dweller's Survival Guide hardcover is a once-off printing, a Collector's Edition for all the fanboys and fangirls out there still as hyped up about the game's 5th installment as they were a month ago...
Amco Rub-A-Way Bar
How can garlic smell so good sizzling in a hot skillet, but soooo bad on my breath and hands? It's an age-old question, I know. I also know these types of stainless steel kitchen odor removers have been around for a while...
Coravin 1000 Wine Siphoning System
Wine thieves rejoice! No longer must you risk getting caught stealing the whole bottle. Just insert the Coravin 1000 Wine System into any fine old red or white with a natural cork and siphon out the goods of a good year...
Dremel Versa Tip Butane Soldering Torch
Dremel knows that bigger isn't always better, and sometimes all you need is the tip. Their Versa Tip butane soldering torch kit is a portable tool for makers, craftsmen, and handymen that comes stocked with accessories...
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