Sammy Screamer Motion Alarm

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Your personal tattletale, Sammy Screamer goes on guard against sticky fingers, nosy noses, and hands getting too close to the cookie jar (or liquor cabinet). The palm-sized alarm is motion sensitive, bleeping out loud...

Tube Cube Rotary Organizer

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StorTECH's Tube Cube Rotary Organizer packs and compacts all of your small hobbyist and homeowner parts into side-opening Twist Tubes that store as a vertical carousel inside an open Cube. Supplies such as screws, washers...

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Giveaway: DrinkTanks Beer Lover's Party Pack

DrinkTanks Beer Lover's Party Pack Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Zach C. of Columbus, OH, winner of the DrinkTanks Beer Lover's Party Pack. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...

Yank Me Candles

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Yank Me Candles are terrific gag or white elephant gifts in the vein of WTF Prank Candles, but with a different kind of blood pulsing through them. The latter have delightful sounding names, such as Apple Pie, on the...

Tri-Spinner Fidget Toy

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If, like Selena Gomez, you can't keep your hands to yourself, check out Yomaxer's version of metaphorical gin and juice, the Tri-Spinner Fidget Toy. Hands idle can kill time, and hands anxious may find some relief from...

Over the Line Party Game

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Free beer. Road Head. Midget Tossing. Twerking. Crop Duster. Manscaping. Naked Grandma. These are the heart and soul of Over the Line, a hilarious party game that combines Charades, Pictionary, and Urban Dictionary. Players...

T.HANKS Thank You Card

$4.50 Etsy »

'Tis the season of giving, and the season of gratitude. A time to hide presents under the tree, and a time to say thank you for those with your name on them. Or, if you're a cool kid like Allen Bauer, Josh Baskin, Det...

Self-Installing Car Seat

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The 4moms self-installing car seat may not be the most sparkly, fun, or pampering gift for new moms to unwrap this holiday season, but it could prove to be the greatest they've ever received. Paired with its watchdog...

Natural Frequency Aerating Wine Wands

$185 - $290 Philip Stein »

Here Philip Stein applies his proprietary Natural Frequency Technology, a harnessing of natural electromagnetic waves from everyday events such as thunderstorms or solar activities, to the wine aeration process. Called...

Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap

$17.74 Amazon »

This Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap prides itself on being made in America, with only real ingredients you can pronounce! It's also big and rich on the lather, and lube-a-licious on the razor for a cushioned and...

Timber Rattler Scarab Back Giant Pocket Knife

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Are you happy to see me, or is that just a Timber Rattler Scarab Back in your pocket? This monster of a lockback knife has an 8" stainless steel blade that folds into a grey pakkawood scaled handle. It's my #1 choice...

Crab Multi-Tool

$30 Amazon »

Highly functional with myriad practical skills, but very, very crabby. How lucky I am to have found the multi-tool version of the girlfriend who will come home to me after a full Black Friday of shopping...

Star Wars Wearable Sleeping Bags

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Snuggle up with Darth Vader, take a toasty winter hike with a stormtrooper, or get a proper Wookiee snooze with Selk'bags' latest wearable sleeping bag release: the Star Wars line. Yep, like the company's Marvel Superhero...

Dude Exclusives Black Friday Sale

If you're too hungover / turkey bloated / afraid of BSC holiday shoppers to hit the stores in person, get your Black Friday shopping on from the comfort of your WiFi connection with the Dude Exclusives site-wide sale...

FEZ Vaporizer

$99 FEZ »

Forget the moonshine and noise-cancelling headphones, all you really need to get through the holidays is a sprinkle of the magical leaf that evaporates all your troubles, and a solid vaporizer with which to administer...

Hand Machined Fire Piston

$79 - $89 Etsy »

A Hand Machined Fire Piston is the best Christmas gift for the best part of after Christmas: the Christmas Tree Bonfire. My friend Mikey Z holds one every year, inviting all he knows to bring their dead, dried-up firs...

Game of Thrones Chocolate Dragon Egg

I tried one of Truffle Cottage's Game of Thrones Chocolate Dragon Eggs last night. And if by "tried" you think I mean "demolished," then you are correct, sir! I think She-Ra: Princess of Power ate a couple from the stash...

The Blaze Fire Tower

$650 Amazon »

Blaze looks to combine the best parts of a fire pit with the best parts of a grill in their Blaze Fire Tower. And me, I'm lookin' to come out the other side of Christmas in a Blaze of glory...

CoolKnot No-Tie Shoelaces

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CoolKnots are for the kids, the elderly, the disabled, the athletes, and the lazy amongst us. So basically everyone on earth who wears shoelaces and can't learn how, bend over, or take the time to tie them. Or, for the...

Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals

$16.99 - $17.99 Amazon »

The Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals are an alternative for those seeking release and relaxation from Black Friday shopping and swollen turkey toes without subjecting their feet to the circus o' torture that are Kkika's Rotating...

Bill & Ted Ugly Christmas Sweater

It's the holidays. Be excellent to each other, dudes. I'm using the Bill & Ted Ugly Christmas Sweater to serve as my own helpful reminder...and also to slay all contests when I party on at the 3 Ugly Christmas Sweater...

Menorah Bong

$399.99 420 Science »

420 Science breaks it out only once a year, so if a 14" long, 8-bowled glass Grav Labs Menorah bong is what you've been foregoing 20 sacks and Gordita Supremes to save up for since May, here's your chance to turn your...

SipDark Whiskey Wares

$7.99 - $79.99 Sip Dark »

Despite being filled with SipDark and Black Friday, my week is looking pretty bright. A little bourbon on Turkey Day. Some fine Scotch gifts for my boys picked up during the shopping rush. And washing down all the gluttony...

Lightload Survival Tool Towels

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Lightload claims theirs are the "only towels that are survival tools!" So like, for when you're on a third date with She-Ra: Princess of Power, and the waiter asks how spicy you want your Jungle Curry, and you say, "5...