Abusive Birthday Balloons
The manufacturer calls these Abusive Birthday Balloons a "conversation starter." Ha! I'll say. A conversation about what a jerk whoever threw this birthday party is...
My sense is that this year was not anyone's Best! Year! Ever! But even if it was, you probably racked up at least a little bad juju you'd like to get rid of as we head into the New Year. Like credit card fraud, an illness or injury, a nasty breakup, a - ahem! - Fortnite addiction...
The Deep Freeze 6-Pack Ice Mold
Sure, in January you can just sit your 6-packs on the porch, or possibly embed them in the backyard's 3 feet of snow, but after the thaw, when summer comes again, Trinken's Deep Freeze 6-pack ice mold could be the star...
100 First Words for Little Geeks
Any geeks out there planning to have a New Year's baby this year? Any geeks out there planning to make a New Year's baby this year? 100 First Words for Little Geeks is an alphabet book for the progeny of the Potterheads...
Buddy the Game Chair
Buddy the Game Chair allows gamers to go ergonomic. Get comfortable. Switch positions. Take a strrrrrretchhhh. So they can put the Super Smash Bros. down nonstop for the next Fortnite...
Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Immersion Blender
I know it doesn't sound very Dark Side of me, but I'd much rather use a Darth Vader lightsaber to make my morning smoothie than duel at a cosplay convention. It's just so much more practical. The Star Wars Vader Lightsaber...
How To Tie Knots Coffee Mug
The How To Tie Knots Coffee Mug makes a fine addition to the cupboards of fishermen, those stuck inside for the winter, but dreaming of summer sailing adventures, and people like me, whose hands are extra fidgety today...
Ziistle Triangle Foldable Wireless Qi-Certified Charger
For a super light, super thin, Qi-enabled charge, just Ziistle while you work. The Ziistle Triangle is a foldable wireless charger that packs flat, and unfolds in 3 deployment modes so you can continue using your phone...
Fingerprint Padlock
Fair warning: there are a bunch of fingerprint padlocks out there, and they all come with mixed reviews. Some on their biometric reliability, some on their shoddy, poorly translated instructions, and some on their super...
Watercolor Brush Pens
I'm not sure combining a paintbrush and a pen, 2 instruments I'm not very skilled at using, is going to enable me to produce dashing pieces of watercolor art, but at least Genuine Crafts' Watercolor Brush Pen Set will...
Conversation Casanova
"What if you could turn any conversation from boring to 'sexual'?" Ahem, what, Conversation Casanova?! Who says the opposite of boring is sexual? And who's to say that the "boring" conversation going on is boring to the...
Batman Ceramic Serving Platter
Have a Dark Knight on New Year's Eve with a Batman Ceramic Serving Platter. This time, though, the Bat-Signal isn't a lighted projection in the sky. It's Batman's logo covered in fine cheeses and charcuterie...
Storage Soles - Hidden Stash Insoles
Storage Soles hold more than just a lucky penny in your shoe. These adjustable insoles have a hidden stash compartment built into their heel cups sized to protect some extra cash, a key, your medicine ( or "medicine")...
Talking Toilet Paper Spindle
Are you sure you don't need another foot or so of t.p. for what you just did in there?! Waka, waka, waka! This equal parts childish and tons o' fun Talking Toilet Paper Spindle allows you to record your own special message...
Thor's Hammer Meat Tenderizer
Pound your meat with the power of Mjolnir! I'm not sure what makes this meat mallet a Marvel Thor Meat Tenderizer! aside from a handle loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor's hammer, and the easily reproduced "Whosoever...
Berard Olive Wood & Concrete Salt Keepers
Behold! The Keeper of the...salt. Not as exciting as the Keeper of the Castle or the Keeper of the Stars, but within their own world, the Seasoning World, Berard's olive wood and concrete salt keepers are some of the...
Animal Face Ski Masks
What do you get when you cross a lion and an orangutan with 2 dudes and a ski resort?...
Roll-Out Table
Marcus Voraa rolls out a dinner party hack with his Alfakroll, an expandable dining table that trades additional leaves for a slatted design that allows hosts to roll the dining surface to their desired length...
Porky Hefer Animal Chairs
Porky Hefer merges imagination and reality with his line of Animal Chairs, and specifically his 2018 Endangered collection. While the South African creative has been making public sculptures and taking part in product...
EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper
This one's had too much egg nog! I need some EKG TP stat! Study the heart rate in your chest while minding the flow rate out of your butt with this roll of EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper. It's even HIPAA and JACHO compliant...
CrowPi Raspberry Pi Accessory Kit
CrowPi fills a little suitcase full of boards and circuitry that will help budding programmers and STEMmers put their Raspberry Pi 3B+ to good use. Available in a standard accessory kit without Raspberry Pi, and an advanced...
Honda Sound Sitter - Car Engine Noise Baby Soother
Honda's Sound Sitter, a new concept stuffed toy (yes, we live in a time where a "concept stuffed toy" is a thing) for babies and fussy kids, is powered by the idea that taking crying littles for a ride in the car helps...
Hands-Free LED Baseball Cap
Fitted with 5 LED lights on the center edge of their bill, these baseball caps add hands-free illumination and versatility to any number of activities indoors and out. ... Presuming with the indoors part you're not around...
Benjamin Franklin Electrici-Tea Mug
It's only Electrici-Tea if you hang your tea bag over this Benjamin Franklin mug juuuuuust right. But that's not such a hard ask, and I'm sure if you give the scene of an ex-kite-ing moment in American history as a gift...