Sauna Rocket Home Steam Sauna Kit
Well, the Sauna Rocket certainly isn't going to class up your living room lookin' all HAZMAT ready, but, for a home steam sauna kit, I guess the price is right. Setup and space requirements don't look too bad wither...
Glowpear Urban Garden Self-Watering Planters
Back yard and regular watering not required. The Glowpear Urban Garden Planters give those with limited green space, and limited time and patience for cultivating plant life, an option for bringing a range of fruits...
Gerber EAB Lite Pocket Knife
Nothing new to see here, just a reminder that Gerber's Exchange-A-Blade Lite Pocket Knife would make a solid, sexy, and super cheap gift for a man. Got some groomsmen expecting a token of your gratitude for renting tuxes...
Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Vehicle Inflatable Yard Art
I know it's nowhere near Halloween, but it is close to Mother's Day. And as a piece of summer yard art, this Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Vehicle Inflatable is going to be the best gift for my mom. Who is in an all-out war with...
The Snea-Key Fob Secret Stash Box
I hadn't seen the Snea-Key Fob before compiling my list of essential festival season gear and accessories, but if you're into hiding small solids in addition to boozy liquids (the Smuggle Your Booze Sunscreen Flask did...
WOW-SOUND Floating Speaker
Floatable, waterproof, and shaped to fit in a cup holder. The WOW-SOUND speaker is a rugged blaster whose omnidirectional hi-fi sound and 50+ hours of all-weekend battery life are further enhanced by device's ruggedness...
Iglucraft Handcrafted Saunas & Cabins
I actually can't say this too often but yeah, I'm the Dude. And yeah, Iglucraft, I want that. Iglucraft handcrafted saunas and cabins are 1-person to family-sized outdoor retreats. The former is of a hot spa-like persuasion...
Coleman Cold Glow Cooler Light
Blind tasting beer might be one thing, but blind picking, and then getting stuck drinking all 12 ounces of whatever can or bottle you pulled up from the icy abyss? A Coleman Cold Glow Cooler Light is a small investment...
Joker Greeting Endless Mother's Day With Glitter Card
Mother's Day 2019 is May 12. That's exactly 30 days away from today, which is just a slightly longer period of time than Joker Greeting's Endless Mother's Day Card is going to play the sound of a screaming baby when your...
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Pool Float
In a strange cinematic and evolutionary twist, the next Jurassic Park sequel will feature a water-faring T-Rex whose genetically modified donut center will keep him afloat, but whose unmodified arms will prevent him from...
Luchador Wrestling Windshield Wiper Tags
Give rain the flying elbow drop with this set of Lucha Libre Wrestler Windshield Wiper Tags. One mighty Luchador for your blade, one less fortunate Luchador for the area just below where the blade comes down. Even more...
Kanga Kase Mate Iceless Cooler
Think of the Kanga Kase Mate as a koozie cooler for your cans. Shouldn't be too hard to remember with all the kitschy kuh sounds. But if you need more help, maybe the photo of Shark Tank Shark Barbara Corcoran taking...
KingCamp Envelope Sleeping Bag
KingCamp Envelope Sleeping Bags get their name not because they pack down to the size of an envelope - though they do squash into a 7" x 14" compression sack, which isn't bad - but because they pack you up like the contents...
Yarrr! Festival season is upon us, ya filthy animals! And, yep, I did mean that to sound like a cross between a pirate and a gangster in a fake movie within the movie Home Alone, because that's exactly the type of festival goer I'd be. If I were to be a festival goer. If my wife didn't place a boys'...
Golden Boy Pool Float
Who wants a ride on the Golden Boy? Don't worry, when you put your lips to this pool float's inflation nozzle you'll see it swells to a formidable 79 inches long (holy crap, Ron Jeremy!) with an extra thick construction...
NORNIR Minimalist Game-Inspired Watches
NORNIR's Greatest Game Watch Collection brings the company's vibe of Scandinavian-infused minimalism to those who like their style a little retro. It also strives to follow NORNIR's commitment to traditional, quality...
Shiatsu Massage Butterfly Chair
I think Sharper Image's Shiatsu Massage Butterfly Chair is for all the college kids in dorms and tiny apartments. No money or space for proper furniture, no Mama around to give you nightly back rubs...
3D Fruit & Vegetable Comforters
Banana comforter, lettuce quilt, potato blanket, cool. I'm down with the optical illusions imparted by most of this 3D fruit and vegetable bedding. But, uh, I think I'll pass on the papaya. Give that one to a horny teenager...
Please Leave by 9 Party Banner
A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...
SaberForge E-12 Multi-Role Blaster
Who wants a shot of Vitamin E-12? SaberForge has already established themselves around here as a formidable weapons builder, but to date I've mostly wet myself over their custom made lightsabers. With the E-12 though...
National Park Topographic Map Can Glasses
Take a topographic tour of 4 of America's most famous national parks without leaving your couch, or your beer. Black Lantern's line of snazzy can glasses are each hand-printed with topo sections of either Yellowstone...
Vortix Bite Cure for Insect Bites & Stings
The bites, stings, itches, and inflammation of summer are coming! The Vortix Bite Cure is a handheld device to help with the aftermath of insect encounters. Placed on areas poked by mosquitoes, flies, bees, wasps, and...
Taco Bell Burrito Wrap Blanket
We've seen human burrito blankets before, but only of the more generic flour tortilla variety. Taco Bell has put their name on, and the wrap in, this burrito wrap blanket by designing it after their own burrito wrappers...
Inconsequential Dilemmas Flowchart Book
Making minor decisions is one of my least favorite activities in life*, so Inconsequential Dilemmas: 45 Flowcharts For Life's Peskier Questions is like a gift from the Baby Jesus - or Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny...