Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way...

Squishy Human Body 3D Anatomy Puzzle

$31.59 Amazon »

Squishy Human Body? Squishy Human Body?! Cut me a break, 3D anatomy puzzle. It's the holidays, someone brings sweet treats to the office every single damn day, and both my wife and my mama are excellent cooks!...

Right Or Racist: The Party Game About Stereotypes

$25 Amazon »

Hey everyone, still in search of the perfect party game for the holidays? Right Or Racist has multi-generational Christmas dinner, multi-cultural families meeting for the first time, and especially office holiday parties...

November went in with a chainsaw and out with a Santy Claus. Well, more like a must see carving knife shaped like a chainsaw, and a big red sack of holiday gift guides that expect you to make like the Big S. - in one case the Big Dirty S. - and get buying for your family and friends...

Guide Gear Full-Size Truck Tent

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It's a truck bed for your truck bed. OK, Guide Gear's Full-size Truck Tent is more like a covered shelter for your truck bed, but the other way has a better ring. Plus, if you tell your mama, "All I want for Christmas...

Netgear Home WiFi Range Extender

$24.99 Amazon »

Netgear's EX3700 home WiFi range extender isn't the sexiest gift you could wrap up and put under the tree this year. But if your intended recipient has crappy, stunted WiFi, and up to 1,000 square feet of space in need...

Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas Tree Ornament

$12.99 Amazon »

Two notes about this Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas tree ornament stand out to me: 1) "NOT FOR KIDS"; and 2) "Simply squeeze the body of the Naughty Gingerbread Man ornament to hear him say outrageous things!...

Politically charged and controversial gifts for are the solution to everyone's holiday conundrum: how do I make tense times with my family, co-workers, and the UPS delivery guy worse?...

E17: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 17 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product shown out of context that makes determining What is this thing? a fun little conundrum. Here are some more hints to help you figure it...

The gobble, gobble of the holiday season is in full swing! But if you would, take a quick pause from stuffing your own piehole to consider how you might win this year's gift exchange by stuffing the pieholes of others. I call it tasteful giving, and this list is all about food gifts. And while it...

The Friendly Swede Zipper Sweatband

$13.29 Amazon »

Zippered sweatbands, just another friendly gesture from your Friendly Swede. These sweat-catching wrist and ankle elastics come in sets of two, each with a lined pouch for storing keys, bills, credit cards, or even your...

Twerking Santa Claus

$16.84 Amazon »

Twerking Santa Claus and his rump-shakin' special sauce aren't new for this Christmas season, but the fact that he's back on the shelves means something even better: the booty bouncer is well on his way to becoming a...

The Art of Star Wars Rebels Limited Edition

$69.99 Amazon »

Empire, the Rebels are coming for you...again...and this time in "a beautiful slipcase with illuminating lights and sound effects of igniting lightsabers when the case opens!" The Art of Star Wars Rebels is a forthcoming...

Smartphone-Controlled Ultra-Quiet Garage Door Opener

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I was thinking I might get my mama one of these smartphone-controlled garage door openers from Chamberlain to replace the one she had when I was growing up. This one has an ultra-quiet operation and syncs with the myQ...

MindInsole Acupressure Magnetic Insoles

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A reflexology massage and fat-cell-weakening magnetic stimulation session while you walk - how's that for incentive to slide in a pair of MindInsole acupressure magnetic insoles and hoof it instead of driving to the store...

Coros PACE GPS Multi-Sport Smartwatch

$199.99 Amazon »

The PACE GPS Multi-Sport Smartwatch from Coros is for all you go-getter athletes and triathletes, heptathletes and decathletes, and Netflix binge watchers who want to know what kind of altitude and heart rate change you...

Mini Pallet of Cinder Blocks & Mortar Kit

Mini Materials' Mini Pallet of Cinder Blocks & Mortar Kit is a top Dude holiday gift choice for anyone on your list who likes to build, tinker, and geek out. Have yourself a Mini little Christmas this year with a 1:12...

Whether you need gifts for women aplenty, or just a single gift for a single special lady this holiday season, a deeply thoughtful gift for your true love, a grand gesture for the best mom ever, or a begrudging brown paper package for Becky, I hope you'll find what you're looking for here in my glorious...

E16: What Is This Thing?

$12.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 16 of What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a product shown out of context that makes determining What is this thing? kind of a head scratcher. Note: at some point it could, in fact, be a head...

LG HU85LA Laser 4K CineBeam Projector Home Theater

$3,440 Amazon »

Thrifty holiday shoppers will hock a loogie in disgust at the cost of LG's HU85LA Laser 4K CineBeam Projector Home Theater but the many of us who like to dream, and the few who have Santa Claus sacks of cash large enough...

FridaBalls New Dad Boxers with Cup for Baby Cheap Shots

$27.99 Amazon »

Because no one want to feel the baby kick after it's born. FridaBalls are boxer briefs for new dads, or existing but amateur dads, who haven't learned to dodge the flying limbs and wiffle ball bats of their babies, toddlers...

Walkee Paws Waterproof Dog Leggings

$32.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

If I were a dog, and someone put a pair of Walkee Paws dog leggings on me, I would walkee my paws right back into my crate and shut the door. I'd rather forego my walk, my chance to pee on 78 different wonders of nature...

My list of gifts for over $100 but under $500 exists because you want to give him / her / they / it a "nice" gift this year. And you happen to know "nice" to your boyfriend / wife / personal trainer / golden doodle doesn't just mean "considerate" and "well thought out." It has a little "expensive"...

Deejo Tattoo Knives

$44.90 - $79.90 Amazon »

According to the folding knife's bladesmiths, "To tattoo the Deejo as we mark our skin is to give another dimension, a true identity, to this personal possession." Deejo Tattoo Knives are the product of a fine engraving...