How do you pronounce "Kerye," the name of this folding hand saw? I sure hope, in a nod to Mister Mister, it's "Keer-ee." As in, Kerye eleison down the road that I must travel / Kerye eleison through the darkness of the...

The super soakin' fun of water fights meets the pain and bruising of paintball fights with these reusable self-sealing water balloons! Just kidding. I mean, they say each magnetic water ball is "very soft with a smooth...

Welcome to Edition 191 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

J'accuse! this humanoid ring and its opal eyes that actually blink of...being awesome. Made by Levon Kevorkian and sold through his Internal Affairs jewelry studio, The Accuser Ring will tell everyone you meet that your...

Duuuuuude is what I always feel like my cat, Zanzibar, is thinking when he looks at me. But not in a Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy kind of way, which suggests the thing in the cat's possession is better than two dead mice...

Cluttered. Disorganized. In need of a privacy screen that will hide the non-work-related things I'm doing on my laptop. You've got me pegged, VIVO. And it appears you've also got me a Clamp-On Desk Pegboard to address...

The Heroes in a Half Shell get an arcade cabinet in a quarter scale. The Turtles in Time Quarter Arcade Cabinet is a precise, and fully playable, 1/4 scale replica of Konami's 1991 release. It's built with wood, uses...

Boostnatics' Clutch Gas Socks were obviously made for gearheads, and would indeed be a fine gift for car enthusiasts. But so too would they be an excellent gift for teens learning to drive a stick shift. Speaking from...

I'm not sure if bacon qualifies as a whole MealZ, but it is definitely EaZy to prepare with this Bacon Rack & Tray Set. And if you disagree - about the whole MealZ part, that is - be sure to get the XL size of the brand's...

People think it's nasty, or at least poor manners at the dinner table, to talk about poo. Poo consistency. Poo shapes. Poo volume. And even poo feelings, which I particularly don't understand, because in every other aspect...

Abode Gale is a cordless fan that's personal in size and powerful in action. Its 9-hour battery life and slim, 700-gram design make the Gale an easy grab-and-go companion as you move throughout your home or office, and...

Your hundo's burning a hole in your pocket, mine's burning a hole in my floor. The Burning $100 Bill Area Rug. What a disturbing showstopper. And not just for its detailed minting and realistic flames, but for the message...

Obviously I'm getting this Better Breader Batter Bowl as a gift for my mama so that I can shake up a few pieces of chicken, and then when we all sit down to eat it, turn to my raving Aunt Jan and say, "It's the Better...

Slide your feet into the Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant Slippers, and enjoy plush comfort, 80s gaming nostalgia, and some serious pop culture drip. And the cost? Only...your life...

Welcome to Edition 190 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

No desk? No problem. The Bauhutte Knee Cushion Laptop Table is a useful and snazzy gift for teens and students without a lot of space to do their work (and, more importantly, their gaming). The spin on a lap desk could...

Life could be a dream / Life could be a dream / Do-roo-do-do, Vabroom / Life could be a dream / Vabroom, if my broom were made to do a little more / If it could suck this pile of crap up off the floor / Life could be...

This Clothespin Bench, handmade by Matheson Woodwork, has a gripping story behind it. Well, gripping might be an exaggeration, but given the clamping nature of the subject matter, I'm going with it...

Feeling froggy today? Then guide those fidgety fingers, darting eyes, and doom-scrolling thumbs on over here, to a pair of Frog Clogs. I promise, amphibious footwear will be the most ribbeting thing you see online all...

I've often wondered how parents carry kids on their shoulders without the kids jerking backwards or toppling sideways and falling off. And what the MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier indicates to me is: sometimes the kids do...

Ultra-modern transparent aesthetic: check. Standout colors: check. A'Design Award for furniture design: check. Hard plastic construction that pretty much ensures no one will ever F up your couch because no one will ever...

Ever want to know what kind of screw you're dealing with before you get too involved with it? Same. The Screw Chek'r is a pocket-, or toolbox-, sized 1/8" steel plate that will help you identify any screw you encounter...

Weightlessness. Ergonomics for your back, eyes, and arms. Total comfort. Total workstation pimp-out. I get it, LEVUS, I do. But I also see the photos of people using your zero gravity ergonomic workstation, and I see...the...

It would seem you'd have to really like playing darts and really like drinking beer to own a Beer Glass Dart Sharpener Keychain, but, I mean, I'd say I'm 5/10 on the first and 7/10 on the second, and I'd still buy one...