Polar Bear Garden Bench
Hot off the Polar Bear Express, and ready to seat you...or eat you, depending on how well they fed him on the train...say hello to the Polar Bear Garden Bench from Design Toscano. Sculptural, functional, and ready to serve as the centerpiece of your outdoor holiday decor, the bear of a bench is big enough to seat two, with a total size of 79" wide x 36" deep x 38" tall.
The Polar Bear Garden Bench is hand-cast from real crushed stone bonded with resin, and reinforced with fiberglass. Its white finish makes it polar and Christmas-ready, but this same listing also has Design Toscano's version of a Grizzly Bear and Black Bear Garden Bench.
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