GiantMouse Morbid Mouse Mini Titanium Bottle Opener
The Morbid Mouse don't want no stinkin' cheese. He wants your bottles of craft brew. Your Dos Equis. Even your Bud Light Lime once you're wasted enough to forget it's twist off.
And wasted enough to drink Bud Light Lime.
Cut from a solid hunk of titanium, the Morbid Mouse Mini is a wee 1-ounce mouse scurrying out of the nest of Jens Anso and Jesper Voxnaes, the Danish designers and knifemakers behind GiantMouse. It measures 1.8" wide x 1.7" high x 0.25" thick, and has a tumbled finish with chamfered edges. Morbid Mice Mini bottle openers are machined in the US, and also come in bronze and brass.
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