Message Bean
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A message bean? Usually I depend on tea leaves to tell my future, but a bean is seemingly just as arbitrary and unreliable as tea leaves, so this should be the perfect way to make some serious life decisions. Or, you could give it to someone as a housewarming gift that keeps on giving.
Leaf Plug N' Plant Cannabis Grow System
Marijuana is legal where I live (i.e., my bedroom) so why shouldn't I don my farmer's hat and experiment with growing my own? Especially now that sweet cannabis culinary gadgets like the Magical Butter and smart growing...
Biopod Smart Microhabitat
Terrarium, aquarium, or herb garden. Grow flowers in the winter, or make a rainforest for your frogs. Read no complex manuals and acquire 0 new skills to learn how to do it. The Biopod is smart enough for the both of...
MONITREE - Living Computer Monitor Vines
MONITREE isn't really a money tree, but if you're of the mind that plants make your life richer, these living computer monitor vines should indeed increase your emotional net worth...
Fruit Fly & Fungus Gnat Trap for Plants
Nothing says Happy Mother's Day like a bouquet of sticky flowers caked with dead fruit flies and fungus gnats! ... And I'm only sorta kidding about that, especially if you need a gift for a mom who's also an avid gardener...
Dino Pet Bioluminescent Night Light
Oh boy, it's like a dinosaur mixed with a firefly mixed with that neat-o photosynthesis word I learned in middle school. Dino Pet, a compilation of living, bioluminescent organisms called dinoflagellates housed in an...
Bunny Ear Succulents
All the cuteness, half the care, and bunny ear succulents won't drop poop pellets all over your house when you bring them out to play. With the current popularity of houseplants, succulents in particular, and the impending...
Pee My Plants Watering Statue
Based on Belgium's Manneken Pis, this Pee My Plants Watering Statue is...pretty dumb. Not only because it's a silly gag gift statue of a boy pissing on houseplants to water them, but because to use the Pee My Plants Watering...
Desktop Saltwater Aquarium
"A self-contained, low maintenance REEF that will light up any desk with brightly colored coral." So goes the blurb on PJ Reefs' desktop-sized saltwater aquarium. I have to say, mine eyes are digging the brightly colored...
HiGrade Bud Analyzing Scope & Potency Test Kit
The HiGrade bud analyzing scope & potency test kit means business...for your pleasure. A combination of a leaf-friendly microscope smartphone attachment and app-based subscription service, the HiGrade system uses 3 hi-res...
The Server Farm PC Case Grow Box
But officer, where could I possibly be growing marijuana? As you can see, down here in my mama's basement it's just me, my dirty dishes collection, and my circa 1992 PC. I just finished a particularly exhilarating game...
Willy the Worm Water Sensor for Houseplants
When I hear the name "Willy the Worm," and think of what Willy the Worm might be used for, "water sensor for houseplants" isn't the first thing that comes to mind. Or the second. Those would be: 1) a tool to help you...
Glowing Plants
After raising nearly half a million dollars on Kickstarter, the Glowing Plants project is accepting pre-orders and synthetic biology-ing away to deliver their natural sources of light in Fall 2014. Make no mistake, Glowing...