Geometric Wooden Pet Bed
My cat, Zanzibar, would love this geometric wooden pet bed. Why? Because he knows the only recurring nightmare I have is about high school geometry class, and he would purr giddy in delight at the thought of his own cozy and enveloping icosahedral sleeping space making me anxious and uncomfortable in mine.
Yeah, Zanzibar's a jerk like that, so...no geometric wooden pet bed for him!
Maybe your cat is less vindictive. Or maybe you just don't have a math anxiety, and your cat taunts you with something else. Or maybe you're smart and have a dog.
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