Household

Confession: I do not own a toaster. Nor do I want to own a toaster. On average, I feel the need to toast bread about 3 times a year. Which is crazy, because I love toasted bread. I order it when I go out to breakfast...

In collaboration with "the cast iron masters over at Butter Pat Industries in Maryland," YETI has released a 12" Cast Iron Skillet. And it costs, well, about as much as a YETI cooler. Or a YETI duffel bag. Or, proportionally...

Duuuuuude is what I always feel like my cat, Zanzibar, is thinking when he looks at me. But not in a Duuuuuude Catnip Cat Toy kind of way, which suggests the thing in the cat's possession is better than two dead mice...

Cluttered. Disorganized. In need of a privacy screen that will hide the non-work-related things I'm doing on my laptop. You've got me pegged, VIVO. And it appears you've also got me a Clamp-On Desk Pegboard to address...

I'm not sure if bacon qualifies as a whole MealZ, but it is definitely EaZy to prepare with this Bacon Rack & Tray Set. And if you disagree - about the whole MealZ part, that is - be sure to get the XL size of the brand's...

People think it's nasty, or at least poor manners at the dinner table, to talk about poo. Poo consistency. Poo shapes. Poo volume. And even poo feelings, which I particularly don't understand, because in every other aspect...

Abode Gale is a cordless fan that's personal in size and powerful in action. Its 9-hour battery life and slim, 700-gram design make the Gale an easy grab-and-go companion as you move throughout your home or office, and...

Your hundo's burning a hole in your pocket, mine's burning a hole in my floor. The Burning $100 Bill Area Rug. What a disturbing showstopper. And not just for its detailed minting and realistic flames, but for the message...

Obviously I'm getting this Better Breader Batter Bowl as a gift for my mama so that I can shake up a few pieces of chicken, and then when we all sit down to eat it, turn to my raving Aunt Jan and say, "It's the Better...

Life could be a dream / Life could be a dream / Do-roo-do-do, Vabroom / Life could be a dream / Vabroom, if my broom were made to do a little more / If it could suck this pile of crap up off the floor / Life could be...

This Clothespin Bench, handmade by Matheson Woodwork, has a gripping story behind it. Well, gripping might be an exaggeration, but given the clamping nature of the subject matter, I'm going with it...

Ultra-modern transparent aesthetic: check. Standout colors: check. A'Design Award for furniture design: check. Hard plastic construction that pretty much ensures no one will ever F up your couch because no one will ever...

Ever want to know what kind of screw you're dealing with before you get too involved with it? Same. The Screw Chek'r is a pocket-, or toolbox-, sized 1/8" steel plate that will help you identify any screw you encounter...

The Hammer Fist is a grip tool with three steel strike plates, all positioned at different angles for driving in a nail, and all with surface areas small enough to indicate to me that whenever your hand is beating like...

You don't need a magic eye to see the hidden images in IPPINKA's soy sauce dishes, just a hungry mouth ready to receive some salt-kissed sushi...

BALMUDA The Brew, an automatic pour over coffee maker, is Japanese design and manufacturing firm BALMUDA's latest design-y and design-award-winning appliance design. Think it's more design over substance?...

As someone who has poked, rooted, fumbled, and F-bombed around the front door many a night, seeing this motion activated keyhole light brings me a surprising, yet I think also appropriate, amount of joy. Especially if...

A leathery banana doesn't sound good in most circumstances, but when it comes to the Leather Banana Rocking Chair...uuuhhh. Nope, still doesn't sound good. Let's just call it the Banana Rocking Chair, or the Banana Rocker...

Would you pay $100,000 for a couch and footrest? How about for your life? The Bliss Sofa & Ottoman Set is a unique exploration of luxury living. "Luxury" because it's an haute design piece of furniture available in limited...

It's not that I'm into this Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, it's that seeing a Rain Boots Umbrella Holder, or any type of rain boot at all, reminds me of my #1 favorite word: galoshes. I've told you before, and I'll tell...

If you like a brush of oil on your meats and veggies, or a squeeze of it in your salads and saute pans, then this kitchen cooking oil dispenser bottle and its basting brush topper are for you...

No thank you, REALROOMS, I won't be decorating my home with metal storage cabinets, nightstands, or any other piece of furniture that reminds me of my high school locker. Don't you know forgetting my combination and not...

I don't know if feng shui or Marie Kondo would like the looks of a Cobra Storage Garage Door Rack, but dudes. What a way to maximize space in your garage. Cobra Storage originally developed their Cobra Racks to secure...

The Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock opens sesame using your smartphone and the Master Lock Vault Home or Master Lock Vault Enterprise app. So, yeah, that means you must have your smartphone and the app on hand...