Household

Generally the joint comes first then the birthday cake gets shoveled down your gullet like you just got back from an unplanned 3 day excursion in the woods. Great novelty gift for all of your stoner friends or progressive...

The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more exciting. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? It's a damn shark...

Description for the blind: It's a night light that's made to look like a monkey pulling a plug out of the holes, or socket as some might say. Get it? The light bulb is the monkey's head. Well... sorry. You really have...

A minimalist print depicting some legendary and not so legendary superheroes. An incredibly engaging and interactive idea. A great conversation piece and a fun new experience each time someone sees it for the first time...

Fish are smart. Everyone knows this. A fake ceramic treasure chest and plastic plants get old after a few minutes. Enter the labyrinth. A veritable swimmer's amusement park for aquatic life, this will keep your smelly...

Sometimes an alarm just isn't enough. It's too easy to press snooze and get another 10 minutes in. Before you know it, you're late. Here's your solution...

Imagine if you will that you're cleaning yourself with a bunch of snot. Hard to imagine? I have the perfect solution. Buy this big fake nose and have your liquid soap (or snot) drip out of it onto your hands so you can...

From the makers of Zombie Cordon Bleu comes a cheaper greasier alternative. They say this stuff will make you feel dead... tired and hungry for more within the hour. The Chinese think of Zombie as a delicacy and have...

Brilliant ice cube tray based of off the famous painting "The Scream" which is often described as dealing with themes of fear, anxiety and depersonalization disorder. My analysis? Someone did some acid or 'shrooms and...

Creative table design beats your dog to the punch... then urinates it all over your carpet. Made with western maple and aluminum, this is just one of many creative designs from Straight Line Design...

The Gingerbread Man always acted like such a wuss. Enter The Ninjabread Man. I think he could slide right into all of our favorite Christmas stories and nobody would bat an eyelash. Please use black icing. Stars sold...

Equally adept at keeping your more retarded friends locked in as getting them all killed in a fire, the Defendius Labyrinth Security Lock is a pretty cool concept. Wouldn't this be better for impeding entry to keep all...

Some damn genius figured out how to bring s'mores away from the campfire and into the kitchen. And there's no pre-heating? I hate pre-heating. Pre-heating is for suckers and proactivists (just made up a word!). In a related...

I tried to stick a magnet to my fridge the other day and it just slid down the face of the fridge door and fell limply to the ground. I wonder what my fridge is made out of. I'm also confused as to what metals are actually...

Let's face it, even though we're adults now (sort of), we're still very damn scared a little bit scared of the dark. Rather than walk this path alone, why not carry a known Jedi weapon at your side? It provides a sense...

There are a few items from my childhood I've been trying to hunt down for a while. A slush puppy machine (not slurpee, slurpees suck), an armitron, Debbie Does Dallas VHS tape and this. I'm gonna get a brain freeze...

Do you want to walk around all day with drool on ya lips and a rumblin' in ya stomach? Do you want to be chased down the street by random fatties who are drawn to you by the smell of your skin? Do you want dogs to attack...

The perfect gift for the coffee drinking puzzle solver. In 2nd grade, I used to physically take apart rubik's cubes and put them back together all perfect looking. My teacher thought I was a genius. And really, isn't...

"I was under the impression it would hold molten carbonite as it states clearly in the title this is a carbonite MOLD and it's very poorly constructed for this purpose. Secondly, it's SMALL. No, you can't put people in...

Though probably the type of installation that has to be seen in person for true appreciation, the photos are still pretty darn phenomenal. I feel like you could stare at this marvel of intricacy for an hour every day...

These make jello shots a lot simpler I guess. Slam the shot, eat the glass. In Australia, their version of lick it, suck it, slam it instead goes... squirt it, slam it, snort it. First, you squirt lemon juice in your...

Slicing a banana has just become 20x easier. What? Slicing a banana wasn't difficult in the first place? Neither is folding my clothes, but I haven't done that in 3 months. Mankind is in constant search of ways to improve...

The Animal Chair collection constitutes a diverse range of species, from mammals to reptiles, and even insects. Each creation retains the animal's natural vitality whilst being totally biologically accurate in their appearance...

Americans = retards when it comes to geography... and spelling. Come to think of it, we don't excel at much of anything these days. This map hopes to solve at least the first two problems, as well as adding a touch of...