Bad Table

"Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved." Whether you're a pet owner or not, this doormat sends a relatable message. And since anyone who comes over is certainly on their phone right...

Millennium Falcon, X-Wings, TIE Fighters, Imperial Shuttle...take your marks. Get set. Let the battle...for the best Star Wars furniture...begin! Backyard Resin, which recently earned this Dude's words of approval for...

World's. Coolest. Not an understatement. Take 10 seconds to watch the Fletcher Capstan expandable table video, and the rest of the day off work to recover from your blown mind. Or maybe you'll disagree that the mesmerizing...

Special delivery! Coming in...and flying out! On four paws, covered in fur and slobber, right at the UPS guy. It's a doggone shame. Next time, make it a DOG-G8 success...

Ain't no one stealing your dog with the TagVault Pet, a waterproof AirTag mount, attached to his collar. The two tag team - if you will - so that while the AirTag is doing its GPS tracking thing, Elevation Lab's TagVault...

From the Nordic Society of Invention and Discovery - yes, that's a real society, not one made up by Wes Anderson - comes No More Woof, a device that lifts up the latest technology in micro computing and EEG, and plops...

Nellie, move aside, because all I've got to say about Deniz Aktay's side table design is, Whoa, Nessie! This is the most pleasing piece of furniture I've seen since the Flow Wall Desk, and the most charming interpretation...

The SWING convertible table-to-shelf is magic! Not quite Fletcher Capstan magic, but still a pretty sweet design from EVE Collection, especially for those with limited space for furniture...

What holds feet, beer, and the controls that will drive your world-record-setting Tetris score? Feast your eyes on the fully-functional Nintendo Controller Coffee Table. Charles Lushear has entwined old school entertainment...

Not only are The Gentle Pit's PACK Leggings a terRUFFic redesign of yoga pants to better suit dog moms, but The Gentle Pit itself is a company full of empawthy and good-dog deeds. Let's start with the latter...

Oh holy balls, it's a Rubik's Cube with the structural integrity of a marshmallow. In laymen's terms. In technical terms, the Float table is "a matrix of 'magnetized' wooden cubes that levitate with respect to one another."...

Jason Barton made a king bed with enough room for the King of the Bed. Which means you'll be sleeping on a cut piece of memory foam stuck in the 23" insert tacked onto its side...