- Walter the Farting Dog Plush Toy - $10.40
- Giant Stuffed Unicorn - $84.98
- Giant Lifelike Golden Retriever Plush - $54.99
- Poop Emoji Plush Pillow - $12.99
- Cuddlekin Three Toed Sloth 12" Plush - $14.94
Beggars can't be choosers, but can they be your Valentine? Awwww, Hobo Bear. I bet my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, has many a spare hug for you. What's that? You'll take a fiver and a joint if she's got that too?
I suppose you could consider Holla Bears' Hobo Bear a stuffed animal made in poor taste, in which case I would recommend not buying one. But if the scars, tattered clothes, and unabashed plea for love warm your heart, you can show the cuddly street bear some love with no more than a big squeeze, and the one you love some love with no more than a Hobo Bear in a gift box.
All of which will cost you, like, five fivers. And maybe a joint if you've got that too.
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