Comfort-U Total Body Pillow
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Why is it that every photo I could find of this Comfort-U Total Body Pillow depicts a lady using it? Do men not want to experience the soothing, womb-like coziness of a giant stuffed parabola? Do we eschew the possibility of cradling ourselves in complete comfort from head to toe? Given my recent purchases of a dozen pairs of MyPakage underwear and a Darth Vader onesie, for myself the answer is no. If this body pillow fulfills its destiny of reducing back pain, enhancing sleep quality, and maintaining proper spinal alignment whether I'm on my side, on my back, sitting up, or clinging to it like the arms of a good woman, I think owning one will only solidify my masculinity. And, depending on who I imagine the pillow is instead of a pillow, possibly help it grow.
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