Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays
I like how the entirety of the promo video for Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays is just a tray stocked with smoking gear spinning 'round and 'round...and 'round to some chill electronic background music. Like the Blazy Susan creators know 90% of people watching that video are going to be stoned, and therefore mesmerized by it just like that. And, in fact, would probably lose interest if Blazy Susan tried any shenanigans like interrupting the jams by talking about their lazy susan-inspired rolling tray, or asking viewers to read words by overlaying text describing its different slots and inserts.
So I'll fill in those blanks because, while there's a 90% chance you're high if you go to Blazy Susan's website, there's probably only, like, a 50% chance you're high when you come here.
The Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Tray is for smokers who like to stay tidy and organized. (Hey, I guess they're out there!) Its trademark color is 50s diner pink, so score if you need a gift for your girlfriend, but the brand also has black trays, as well as some mighty fine spinners made of cherry, walnut, and birch woods.
Blazy Susans are carved with custom cuts for your grinder and rolling activities, plus have a cup holder and phone holder "so you can conveniently stream your sesh or watch videos while you twist up a Blazy Susan pink joint." (Blazy Susan has a whole line of smoking accessories, and most of them are Blazy Pink too.) Trays also come with a silicone slap insert and dab pad, in your choice of several colors, and an optional Silicone Debowler / Ashtray and Dab Station.
Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays measure around 15-1/2" in diameter, and are handmade and finished in Denver, Colorado.