Koala Cushy Sofa Bed
Enjoy some nookie with your cookie on a Koala Cushy Sofa Bed. Or I guess you could use the metal-free convertible couch as a place for guests to crash. Or family movie nights. But why waste the potential of a pillowy pile of bliss blessed with no squeaky hinges or weird lumps? The Koala Cushy Sofa Bed's highest and best use is as a place to hump-diddley-ump.
At least if you live in Australia, where the foldaway beds are made and sold. The rest of us will have to make do with our banging headboards, whiny box springs, and rickety futons. Or perhaps a Japanese Floor Mattress.