Kuato Cigaratt Statue

Posted: August 05, 2012
Kuato Cigaratt Statue

Open your mind, Quaid, and tell me which is creepier: Kuato or the Cigaratt who's stomach he's jutting out from. Artist Cig Neutron combines 80s campiness with 50s sci-fi with Total Recall in this figurine spin on...well, nothing at all. A Cigaratt is Neutron's very own gut baby, conceived per the above video as a despicable, cantankerous nicotine addict. He provides an excerpt from the "Encyclosleazia Shittanica" that describes the Cigaratt as "vermin of the universe infesting anywhere cigarettes can be found." The inhalation of smoke "inflates the ratt's body, making it possible for it to float around." And, the coup de grāce: "Once they digest the smoke they dispell it from their anus in a small smoke ring." That, folks, is imagination in action. I wonder if this Encyclosleazia Shittanica has an entry for the recently released Total Recall remake....

The Kuato Cigaratt, or Kuatoratt, is a one-of-a-kind custom piece cast in resin. He stands approximately 3" tall. Should you desire a Kuato-less Cigaratt, or nicotine-fiend-friend otherwise customized (such as with a protrusion of the tri-boobed hooker), contact Cig Neutron through Etsy, or his bomb diggity Website, Bizarro Au Go-Go with requests.

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