The Death Of A Crayon
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He's lived a long and fruitful life. He's been up your kid's nose and in your dog's mouth. He spent a summer between the couch cushions in the basement. You found him one day on top of the defunct radiator in a failed suicide attempt. Now... it's time to say goodbye.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas (NSFW)
Is further product description really needed? First there was Georgia O'Keefe, now there is author and illustrator Morgan Hastings. Black-and-white outlines of anatomical wonders beg for your acrylic and Crayola technicolor...
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Fluicer Fold-Flat Juicer
The Fluicer is one of the latest handy designs, and fanciful portmanteau words, from Dreamfarm. In this case the portmanteau stems the words "flat" and "juicer," and the handiness from a juicer that provides increased...
Color My Boobs Adult Coloring Book
Ugh, I am so sick of writing about boobs. Haha...sike! Particularly when the boobs come in so many exhilarating shapes and sizes and practically beg to be caressed. OK, so they're made of ink and paper, and technically...
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Jumbo Star Wars Millennium Falcon Crayon
Who'd-a thought this piece of junk could clean up so well? The Jumbo Star Wars Millennium Falcon Crayon splashes every color of the rainbow - or at least every color in your standard box of Crayolas - over the dismal...
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The Fetish Coloring Book (NSFW)
That's a nice strap-on you've got there, ma'am, but I think it could use a little more color...
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Halloween Spirit: 12 Cool Products in Orange & Black
I should have found 13 cool products in orange & black to make this compilation even more true to the Halloween spirit I claim it embodies - or rather, disembodies. But I'm lazy, so you get 12...
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Flamin' Hot Cheetos Eyeshadow Palette
Hope the "Flamin' Hot" here indicates how you'll look, not how your eyeballs will feel, after applying shades from the Flamin' Hot Cheetos Eyeshadow Palette. I'd call this 12-strong makeup monstrosity of oranges and yellows...
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Offensive Crayons
If your favorite pastime is being offended, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. And even if you're open to the politically incorrect, unless you're Daniel Tosh politically incorrect, you might wince at...
Color-in Wallpaper
Color-in Wallpaper is kind of like I See You Wallpaper, but without the watchful eyes looming over your every move, passing judgment as you eat Hungry Man Dinners, and rolling into the backs of the heads you drew for...
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Living Ink - Time-lapse Bio-ink
The researchers at Living Ink Technologies weren't spending all of their investors' money trying to figure out how to revolutionize disappearing ink for the 21st century. They were hoping to develop a sustainable algae...
Super Sculpey Sculpturing Compound
As you can see, Super Sculpey sculpturing compound can sculpt some pretty super sculptures. The mutant dentist's nightmare in the photo above comes courtesy of Chris Maxwell via ConceptArt. Additionally, a simple online...
Between the Lines: An Expert Level Coloring Book
Why does Between the Lines: An Expert Level Coloring Book exist as a Kindle Edition? I mean, I don't really use much technology aside from my flip phone and Apple IIGS, but I feel like the appeal of a coloring book, particularly...