Light My Fingers Candle
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By "Light My Fingers," this most excellent candle from Claire Olshan really means, "Light 3 of my fingers and my thumb. The 4th finger, well, it's gonna stay long and strong in the middle, fully formed and upright as the other digits burn down."
A candle with a surprise 4-letter gesture built into it, Light My Fingers might not be the best Valentine's Day gift choice for your wife or girlfriend - or your mama - but an anonymous revenge gift for your black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen? I wonder if Olshan also makes a candle with the fingers and thumbs pulled together to meet in preparation for the chef's kiss.
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