Cracker Throw Pillows
Check out my cracker throw pillow. Pretty Ritzy, eh? With a handful of realistic 3D designs to choose from, these soda crackers are crackin' me up. They also come in round and rectangular shapes, so you can use your home decor-ified Ritz or Nabisco as a seat cushion in addition to a throw pillow.
If you're really fancy, get the cracker pillow with the flecks of green onion sprinkled throughout it. And if you're really, really fancy, call them water biscuits like the British.
For those wondering what to top a cracker pillow with - aside from your own back or butt - might I recommend a jumbo shrimp?
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