Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder
Flipping the bird becomes much more than a cheap gesture with this Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder. Instead, Pygmallionaire's 3D-printed and hand-painted metallic design is a functional luxury!
Functional because, as its name suggests, the Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder actually mounts to your bathroom wall and holds a roll of toilet paper at the ready for you. Luxury because...yeek...it costs $120 to be told to F off every time you sit down to take a shit.
Or perhaps, the Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder isn't here to tell you to stick it, but to stick it for you. You know, after you've overindulged on the bao buns and Bud Light, and need a little help to get things moving. What? A finger up the butt can most definitely cure constipation. Especially if you coat it in glycerine.
My point is, in addition to providing a rude sentiment, the Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder could also provide a great service. So too would it be the perfect companion to the Poop Knife, as together they would form the perfect tag team of successful and non-clogging toilet activities.
The Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder shoves it up the Charmin roll in your choice of gold, silver, or copper finishes.