Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder

They say this is a Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder. I say, "Ha! Hahahahaha!" You think an unlocked, lift-up lid is going to stop my cat, Zanzibar, from having his way with the Charmin? Ha! Hahahahaha!
I bet the only "proof" this toilet paper holder will end up being is dude-proof, creating chaos and frustration for me anytime I go back for TP secondsies, and the end of the roll has invariably spooled up inside the covered holder.
On the plus side, I think my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would dig some zebra-print toilet paper, so thanks for that gift idea, (definitely not) Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder.
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