Bathtub Cocktail Glass with Working Sprayer
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I stared at this bathtub cocktail glass - with working, battery-operated sprayer! - for a good 7 minutes before giving up. What the coladas and cabernets is this thing?
I mean, I get enjoying a cocktail or a glass of wine in the bathtub. Or possibly even filling the entirety of your full-size bathtub with liquor or beer. Provided you've cleaned it first, that sounds somewhat enjoyable too. But drinking from an awkwardly-shaped mini bathtub with a giant surface area and a handheld sprayer that works, but doesn't extend beyond its 1.5" fixed length? Seems like a good way to look like an idiot, and sacrifice 95% of your drink to your chin, neck, chest, and lap.
Maybe it makes more sense when you're drunk?
OK, if you've got a nice bottle of Champagne or Prosecco, I guess a bathtub cocktail glass would be a cute 'n' clever vehicle for a bubbles bath. And bachelorette parties, white elephant and gag gifts, TikTok videos - yeah, yeah, bring in the boozy bathtub. And definitely play Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping" in the background.
Any other cocktail-, wine-, or liquor-imbibing occasion though, stick with the tumblers and stemware.
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