Alcohol By Volume Glass
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This is like a 1950s breathalizer. It has measurements along the side of the glass for every kind of booze imaginable so you can measure just how drunk you're getting. They should also sell and egg timer along with this for a countdown of when you'll be in an alcohol induced argument with your wife.
Quik Shot Plastic Flask with Built-in Shot Chamber
Lemme flask you a question: would you be into an item that is "perfect for parties, tailgating or any occasion where you'd like to enjoy an alcoholic beverage?" Perhaps without anyone knowing you're enjoying an alcoholic...
Shot Rocket Dispenser
Shot Rocket. I don't say it, I sing it. To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle. Want to try it with me? Countdown to sing-off: Five, four, three, two, one...Shot Rocket!...
SunnyD Vodka Seltzer
Getting drunk makes me nostalgic, and now, thanks to SunnyD Vodka Seltzers, getting nostalgic will make me drunk. Well, tipsy. Maybe. The orange drank's new alcoholic beverage is only 4.5% ABV. But if I can drink a whole...
Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass
A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...
Liquor Log Booze Dispenser
Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...
The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters
Aeration and filtration be damned! The most important attribute of any wine or liquor decanter is that it looks as dashing as Gosling, as unique as Buscemi, or as badass as The Rock sitting on your bar...
Outer Space Vodka
What's scarier than this freak parade of masks on Halloween night? The head-splitting, toilet-hugging hangover we're all going to have Sunday morning. Especially with 1) Daylight Saving Time ending at 2 a.m., giving everyone...
Viski Cigar Flask
Looks like Viski's Cigar Flask can hold one 54-gauge cigar, and one...tiny sip of liquor. OK, 2 ounces of liquor - Scotch if you're following the rules of cigar-and-booze consumption - so basically a shot...
The Bartender's Manifesto
Whoa. Check out The Bartender's Manifesto's Guide to Citrus Garnish Styles section. I am amazed. Not only at the number of citrus garnish styles in existence, but also in how this manual of How to Think, Drink, and Create...
Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar
Put out the flames of thirst with a couple fingers of firewater from Kanistroff's Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar. In a further twist on the Etsy shop's twist on portable bar cabinets, the Fire Extinguisher Mini Bar trades...
Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser
I don't care how they got this ship in the bottle as long as I know how to get the booze it's sailing through out. A wood base handcrafted in Kentucky serves as a classy pedestal to the mounted glass whiskey decanter...
Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies
Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo* fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...