Household

Pshhh. I don't need no stinkin' towel warmer. What am I, some kind of frageelay flower of a man who can't take a little cold air against his balls stepping out of the shower? Now I need a heated towel to protect my body...

I stuck some LED wireless motion sensor lights in two of my black-as-a-hole closets, and the first time I opened the doors afterwards, and the strips' motion sensors triggered their illumination, I heard the Aaaahhh!...

I wouldn't recommend loading up this tee-hee-hee well-endowed strong man wine holder with anything but a bottle of white. Because a bottle of Cab or Pinot? Sure, they may make him look like he's filled to the brim with...

A tool bag for your favorite tool mule. UUP has overhauled this traditional backpack into the handyman's ultimate companion. The heavy-duty bag is made of 1680D Oxford fabric with reinforced stitching, and is fitted with...

How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...

"Holey" isn't typically a characteristic I look for in blankets, but despite being all holey this Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket still manages to look warm, inviting, and ready to go with you and give you rest...

A ceiling fan, plus an LED light, that installs in seconds by screwing into your existing ceiling light socket?! Damn, Socket Fanlight, talk about a real cool light bulb moment!...

This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...

This Cob Corn Stripper (not to be confused with a lady in a cornfield on a Hitch 'Er Up Stripper Pole) better work damn good, and without making a mess, because despite my rant last week about breaking up ground beef...

The Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker is basically the creamy dairy treat version of the slushie maker I used every weekend at my grandma's house as a kid. But here, to accommodate the flash-freezing of your cream and...

Ceramic butter crocks store your butter fresh without refrigeration, so you'll always have smooth and spreadable churned moo juice set right on your countertop...

This magnetic wristband is for handymen, seamstresses, tinkerers, and people digging lost assembly parts from Christmas morning out of the carpet to use in their maker / builder / cleaner-upper pursuits. The adjustable...

The Add-A-Lock does one better than the portable intruder alarm: it won't just alert you when your one night stand tries to sneak back into your bedroom to sucker you into a committed, long-term relationship during which...

Get sentimental, get organized, get your goods close at hand, and then get it out of sight with Savor's The Vault line of handsome, fabric-covered book boxes...

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the AC VIVOHOME HVAC Register Booster Fan. It's a quiet fan system with an LCD display, smart thermostat control, and customizable fan speeds that looks and fits in place like your...

If my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain - no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room - I swear I'm digging a fist-sized...

It was Jimmy Quaffa's destiny to design the Quaffer double bubble layered shot glass. Because "Quaffer" isn't just a play on Jimmy's name, it's an actual, dictionary-defined noun. One that probably existed long before...

Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...

Hands-free phone holder for my bed and recliner arm, I love you a bushel and a peck, and a hug around your gooseneck. While there's more to it than your standard phone stand or holder, this gooseneck hands-free phone...

I learned a new word today. OK, two new words. "FryAway" is the first, I guess, though it's the brand name for a cooking oil solidifier that makes disposing of oil used to pan and deep fry easier and safer for the cook...

Dunk a piece of your Caterpillar Roll in this sushi plate's wasabi & soy sauce reservoir and you might not get it back. Might be the last you see of your chopsticks...and your fingers...too...

Unlike robot vacuum cleaners, the Eye-Vac Home touchless vacuum doesn't follow your cat around all day sucking up the hair he sheds and crumbs he drops from the tunafish sandwiches he makes himself for lunch. Instead...

The shaggy duvet cover. A little bedspread made of pure comfort, hygge, and dead animals...

Simply replace your existing showerhead with the Jolie Filtered Showerhead, and begin your transformation into Angelina! In just 20 to 25 scrub-a-dubs under the nozzle's DNA-altering filter, the Jolie-ification of your...