Household
Human Molting Peel
I don't know what medieval witch magic Celor puts in their Foot Peel Masks to produce the skin-molting effects you see before you but, even though it would make perfect sense here, I promise you it's not snake oil. Have...
Pressure Washer Gun
Ever wished you could blast away the grime on your driveway with the same gusto as a superhero dispatching villains? Enter the Pressure Washer Gun...with Swivel, a tool so mighty it might just make your garden hose cower...
KeySmart Compact Key Holder
This Swiss Army tool will grant you access to Warren Buffett's safe deposit box, Chuck Norris' weapons stash, and Angelina Jolie's sex toy box. I mean, if you have the key and all. The KeySmart is a keychain designed...
Infrared Sauna Blanket
This infrared sauna blanket says it will amp up your beauty sleep. Designed like a sleeping bag - or a body bag, if that's where your dark mind goes - the portable sauna has 6 heat settings to toast your bones between...
DMoose Cable Organizing Box
The DMoose Cable Organizing Box can't help those of you with New Year's resolutions to cut the cord, but if your goal is to cut the clutter, it's a storage solution that will get you on your way in a minutes...
Christmas Vacation Light Up Fried Cat Rug
Guess we don't have to worry about the cat knocking down the Christmas tree this year. Hey, honey, your Uncle Joe likes fried cat, doesn't he? Or at least he won't be able to tell the difference between it and honey-roasted...
Diatomaceous Earth Stone Bath Mat
What's this, diatomaceous earth, you're in bath mat form now? Are you trying to challenge activated charcoal for the title of Strangest Naturally Occurring Substance You Can Use for Pretty Much Everything?...
Heated Mattress Pad
Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, this toasty quilted heated mattress pad can keep you warm in bed this winter. An alternative to the electric blanket, the pad installs...
Natural Sunrise Alarm Clock
Some people believe that a blaring alarm shattering the silence of our slumber and tearing our eyes open in the still-blackness of a winter morning isn't so good for the body. Dreamegg, makers of the Sunrise 1 alarm clock...
Star Trek Klingon Bat'leth 6-in-1 Multi-Tool
It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...
Please Leave by 9 Party Banner
A "Please Leave by 9" party banner seems a lot more fun 'n' festive than my current method of getting people out of my house at a reasonable hour. Which is to set a Volume 8 Alexa timer to yell, "Get out of my house...
The Nessie Family Kitchen Utensils
The whole fam Nessie damily would like to take a swim in your kitchen brews and stews. Papa the colander spoon in your cooked pasta. Mama the ladle in your tomato soup and passion fruit punch. And Baby Nessie in your...
Atari Joystick Decanter Set
Is Atari slowly transitioning from retro gaming into merch? The Atari Joystick Decanter Set suggests so. But don't expect this to be just another pop-culture knickknack collecting dust on your bar cart. Atari's latest...
Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper
I once got an egg from a friend of a friend who raised chickens in his yard. I cracked it to cook it, and there was a bunch of blood inside. That sucked. But with the Dreamfarm Set of 2 Flegg Flip & Serve Egg Rings, even...
River Rock Door Mat
Ever fantasized about stepping across a babbling brook every time you cross your threshold? The River Rock Floor Mat turns that whimsy into reality, minus the soggy socks. Crafted with the smoothest stones that Mother...
Jonathan Adler Rocket Decanter
Blast off from the standard tabletop decanter and enter the stratosphere of high-class booze containment with the Jonathan Adler Whiskey Rocket Decanter. This isn't just any ordinary vessel for your aged spirits; it's...
FettiWrap - Stuffed Confetti Wrapping Paper
FettiWrap is not your ordinary wrapping paper; it's a patent-pending gift-wrapping platform that promises to add an extra layer of surprise and amusement to your gifting game. Imagine wrapping your present in something...
Black 4.0
Ever wanted to paint your world in the most obscenely black black? Meet BLACK 4.0 - the blackest black paint in the known universe, and maybe even in those universes we haven't discovered yet. This isn't just any paint;...
Xbox Series S Toaster
The PS5 might have been the gift to get for Christmas 2023, but those who have real bread in 2024 are buying the Xbox Series S...Toaster...
Ceramic Piggy Bank
Remember the days when saving money was as simple as dropping your spare change into a piggy bank? Well, folks, it's time to relive those carefree days with a twist of adulting. Introducing the Ceramic Piggy Bank for...
Halo Collar 3 - GPS Dog Fence
Ah, the Halo Collar 3, where high-tech meets man's best friend. This isn't just any dog collar; it's like a smartphone for your pooch. Designed to train and keep your furball safe, its piece de resistance is a virtual...
Kosmos Heated Chair with Adjustable Temperature
This is the Kosmos. It is a heated chair whose temperature is adjustable. How does it work? Why, you simply plug it in to a standard outlet. Yes, that's right, dudes and ladies, the Kosmos is your very own electric chair...
Moccamaster KBGV Select Coffee Maker
Moccamaster's KBGV Select Coffee Maker is able to brew both a half and a full carafe of coffee to the Golden Cup Standard established by the Specialty Coffee Association. Wow! That means...nothing to me...
Cactus Toilet Plunger & Brush Set
The unsung heroes of Christmas: toilet plungers and brushes. After all the Christmas morning casseroles and spiked coffees, Christmas Day cookies and eggnog, Christmas dinner hams and ambrosia salads, and Christmas dessert...
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