HALO V 3X - 32" Switchblade
Better known as the Gargantuan Beast, Marfione Customs' HALO V 3X is a 32" out the front knife begging to battle Bigfoot and become the next addition to your Microtech collection. As indicated, the 3X is 3 times the size of a normal HALO V, and it's fashioned identically in form and function. In other words, when depressing the HALO V 3X's carbon fiber push button to release its blade, you will be 3 times more likely to stumble backwards, step on a LEGO, snap an ankle, and fall crashing to the ground as the Gargantuan Beast skewers your girlfriend's cat.
The HALO V 3X has a nearly 14" hand-ground Walter Brend tanto blade with a mirror finish, satin flats, and balls the size of T-Rex's. The handle...wait. Did T-Rex have balls? If so, did they inherit the same genetic shortfall his arms did? Huh. So anyway, the HALO V 3X has balls the size of a blue whale's and a black anodized aluminum handle etched with the Marfione Dagger logo.
Big strong knives need big strong cases, and the HALO V 3X's doesn't disappoint. It comes inside a Pelican 1700 fitted with an engraved steel plate describing the box's contents. Also included is a Certificate of Authenticity.
Muchas danke to Josh S. for the Dude Product Tip.