Sasquatch Tool A Long Multi-Tool
And here I thought Sasquatch's only talents were leaving footprints and hiding from mankind. But apparently he can also open bottles, cut cords, measure increments of 1", and screw things in and out. Which is a lot more than I can say for grizzly bears, who usually just screw things over.
The Sasquatch Tool A Long Multi-Tool comes with an attached carabiner so you can clip 'Squatch to your pack or pants, and keep his 3.6" x 2.5" talents at the ready (or at the Yeti, if you prefer) at all times.
Multi-tool maker UST has built the Sasquatch Tool A Long to be TSA-compliant, and the perfect complement to a Bigfoot Hoodie.
Muchas danke to The Awesomer.
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