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Zombie Kids Halloween Yard Art

Posted: September 01, 2021
Zombie Kids Halloween Yard Art
  • Zombie Kids Halloween Yard Art
  • Zombie Kids Halloween Yard Art
  • Zombie Kids Halloween Yard Art
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My mama's gonna dig adding these Zombie Kids to her front yard when she decorates for Halloween this year. I'll be a fan of them too if they scare away some of her trick-or-treaters, thus creating more leftover candy for me to eat.

But as with the 4' Inflatable Zombie Baby, I feel like the term "zombie" is misplaced with the chainsaw-wielding children. I mean, they're certainly F'd up and scary, and might be undead and interested in eating you, but they don't really fit the zombie mold. Not like this guy or https://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/costumes/movie-quality-zombie-costume.asp, anyway.

These kids look more like the progeny of Oz's Jack Pumpkinhead, growing up with an absent father, and being raised by a nanny who lets them do whatever they want.

The Zombie Kids are made of 0.059" thick metal, and covered in an electrostatic paint coating to make them robust enough to withstand outdoor conditions, and the flames of hell burning behind them. Note: flames of hell not included with Zombie Kid Halloween Yard Art purchase.

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