Pumpkin Tap Kit

Posted: October 15, 2013
Pumpkin Tap Kit
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An easily-assembled pumpkin tap for your easily-chugged pumpkin beers. In order of tastiness, according to Boston.com, those would be:

  • Wolaver's Pumpkin Ale
  • Dogfish Head Punkin
  • Hoppin Frog Barrel Aged Frog's Hollow Double Pumpkin Ale
  • Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale
  • Ithaca Beer Company Country Pumpkin
  • Fisherman's Imperial Pumpkin Stout

And the worst: Southern Tier's Pumking for being "overpowering and unpleasant."

Make your own pumpkin tap by--muahahaha--slaying and gutting a pumpkin and carving out a pour hole for the screw-in, chrome-plated brass shank and faucet. Pumpkins can also hold and serve mixed drinks. And guess what else: when summer rolls back around, so too can watermelons. Wow! That makes 2 healthy pieces of produce that can double as makeshift alcohol dispensers and makeshift MJ bongs.

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