Hip Flask Nunchucks

Posted: May 28, 2021
Hip Flask Nunchucks

These nunchucks will knock you on your ass without ever striking a physical blow. Well, that's not quite true. They will strike a physical blow, just not the kind that will leave a welt or a black eye. Though I suppose a welt or black eye could result from your actions following your interaction with the nunchucks, but...oh screw it. It's Friday afternoon and my wit for the week has run dry.

These are Hip Flask Nunchucks. That means each "stick" is a hollow stainless steel container you can fill with liquor, and the connecting chain has screw tops on both of its ends. So rather than Whack, whack!...you on your ass, it will go more like Swig, swig!...you on your ass.

Each end of the Hip Flask Nunchucks holds 1.5 ounces of booze.

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