French's Mustard Skittles
If you think French's Mustard Skittles - bags of monotone yellow Skittles flavored not like lemon, but French's Mustard - are a wild and crrraaazy idea!, well. You must have missed the National Mustard Day celebratory product / media ploy / queasy combination of mustard and sugar French's put out a few summers ago: Yellow Mustard Ice Cream. I didn't miss it. To me, French's Mustard Skittles are the natural next step. My only disappointment is that the ice cream was a limited edition run, so I won't be able to make a French's Mustard Ice Cream sundae topped with French's Mustard Skittles, and covered in...French's Mustard.
French's idea of putting their Mustard Skittles on a hot dog is a pretty good alternative, though. Mmm, bun, beef, and corn-sugar-based condiment - talk about a symphony of flavors and textures!
Skittles Sorting Machine
Electrical engineer Brian Egenriether designed a machine to sort Skittles so that I can have all the red ones, and no one ever has to eat the disgusting green ones again. While Skittles umbrella corporation, Mars, Inc...
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Freeze-Dried Candy
Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, oh my! Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, freeze-dried! Stellar Rabbit Foods has the stellar down indeed with their collection of freeze-dried candy. The magic of sugary fan...
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14 Condiments & Toppings You May Just Eat On Their Own
These 14 condiments and toppings will make you want to grab a steak. Or a cupcake. Some chicken. Some waffles. Some chicken & waffles. Ice cream, tacos, burgers, fries...what, your belly don't have room for all that?...
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Running Behind Condiment Bottle Topper
I couldn't decide whether to call this condiment bottle topper of a dude having explosive diarrhea of your chosen condiment "Running from Behind," "Runs from Behind," "Poocasso," or "Ass Blaster." In fact, his name is...
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French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream
I'm all for a National Mustard Day (August 3) but a French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream to celebrate it? Uh, no th-...well, OK. I'll try it...
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Condiment Gun
Shoot up your hamburger in style with this condiment filled side-arm. I have a feeling if a family owns two of these, the mom (or dad if the family is really weird) is going to have a lot of cleanup to do after lunch...
Plate Dip Clips
Plate Dip Clips attach to plates and hold dip. So it won't bleed all over your food before you're ready for it, or nuzzle up to items it isn't meant to touch, or run amok on the flat plate surface and become more of a...
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Mini Picnic Table Beer Holder or Condiment Caddy
Heineken and Heinz, Helles and Hellmann's, Leinenkugel's and Inglehoffer, together at last! This Mini Picnic Table keeps your beers, or your condiments, or one of each, cozy and contained with an aesthetic that will make...
Oozy Monster Ketchup & Mustard Tops
They call them the Booger Buddies. I call them the newest additions to my Super Bowl XLVIII meat buffet. Nothing like a squirt of mustard from the nostrils of an ooga-booga-looking monster (with impeccable oral hygiene)...
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Heinz Ketchup Packet Roller
On the one hand, the Heinz Packet Roller is encouraging us not to make a mess and waste ketchup. How very tidy and eco-conscious of them. But on the other, when you have to invent a gadget - however tongue-in-cheek and...
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Tasteful Giving: The Best Food Gifts
The gobble, gobble of the holiday season is in full swing! But if you would, take a quick pause from stuffing your own piehole to consider how you might win this year's gift exchange by stuffing the pieholes of others...
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Slice of Sauce - Sliced Ketchup Singles
Slice of Sauce is ketchup meets Kraft Singles meets Fruit Roll-Ups meets your burger. Your new and improved mess-free burger, since this dried tomato condiment trades in the globs of red goo for a solid, slim, slick...Slice...of...