Freeze-Dried Candy
Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, oh my! Skittles and Starburst and SweetTarts, freeze-dried! Stellar Rabbit Foods has the stellar down indeed with their collection of freeze-dried candy. The magic of sugary fan faves meets the magic of chemistry in a process SR Foods says "allows us to transform once chewy candies into an airy, light, crunchy and melt in your mouth texture."
They say freeze drying candy also intensifies its flavor, so if you thought Trolli Sour Gummy Worms sent your lips to the pinnacle of their pucker before, wait 'til you bite down on a Freeze-Dried Worm Puff. The Cherry-lemon, Orange-Lime, and Strawberry-grape flavors are sure to POP! too.
SR Foods sells their freeze-dried candy concoctions in 1-ounce bags. Candy selections include various types of Skittles, Laffy Taffy, Starburst, SweetTatrts, and the worms.
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