Best D*ck Ever Box of Chocolates
- BEST. DICK. EVER. T-Shirt - $19.99
- PopLife Naughty Octopus 3D Valentine's Day Pop Up Card - $13.00
- Rubber Duck with a Dick - $24.89
- F. Dick Packinghouse Steel - $54.79
- That's What She Said Game - $24.99
A Best D*ck Ever box of chocolates. Handmade from the finest Belgian beans. Dudes, receiving a gift like this is how you know you've chosen well in life. The person gifting you this supreme compliment wrapped in a tasty treat is definitely a keeper.
Unless they're like: 1) someone you broke up with and desperately wish would leave you - and your best dick ever - alone; 2) the stranger across the street whose place your bedroom window faces; or 3) your mom*.
In that case, the Best Dick Ever box of chocolates could quickly turn into the worst gift ever, plus make for a very strange Valentine's Day for you and your actual sweetheart.
*Even if she claims she ordered the Best Son Ever box of chocolates, and they must have mixed it up in order fulfillment...not cool, Mama. Not cool.