Sporting Goods

Skateable Synthetic Ice

$244.99 - $3,699.99 Amazon »

For hockey players and skaters, these skateable synthetic ice tiles are a step up from those back-and-forth slide boards you have to wear shoe booties to use, but still a step down from EZ Ice, a real DIY backyard ice...

Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit

$224.95 - $249.95 Amazon »

Tipsy Elves, makers of the Rip 'N Sip Ski Suit, sells them with a warning: "Caution: These ski suits may cause hand fatigue from excessive high fives." But I disagree. Based on the snow onesie's nod to the paper cup print...

Penny Australia Plastic Skateboards

$109 - $199 Amazon »

Here's a Penny for your thoughts. My thoughts are that Penny Australia's Skateboards are pretty damn cool, made of waffled plastic decks Penny says makes them "the original and the best" for anyone who wants a simple...

120 dB Electric Bike Horn

$13.88 - $15.99 Amazon »

Sure, a 120 dB electric bike horn could be a nuisance. Say, for example, attached to the handlebars of a gang of 8-year-olds' bicycles, and sounded every half block in ear-rupturing unison, or a cacophonic orchestra...

Unagi Model Eleven Smart Scooter

$1,540 - $1,990 indiegogo »

Unagi hopes you'll fall for their latest scooter - an ultra-portable, still-powerful, super-smart electric transporter - and turn it up to Model Eleven...

T-Rex Foam Dart Gun

$24.99 Amazon »

Usually T-Rex is all about shoving things into his mouth, but here in T-Rex Foam Dart Gun form he takes a turn at spewing them out. His resultant destruction and turmoil remain the same. Nice shot, T-Rex! You hit my mama's...

Indoor Wheelie Trainer

Ready to start poppin' wheelies like a G6? This Indoor Wheelie Trainer - OK, technically DIY Indoor Wheelie Trainer - from The Q fuses a cycling trainer, some wood, and a tie-down strap into a lean, mean trick-teachin'...

NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster

$94.99 Hasbro Pulse »

Guess what's coming out next, next fall. A NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster that might look like the one above! In packaging that may resemble that which you see before you. Hasbro Pulse is offering up a presale of the...

Aerobie Sonic Fin 100-Yard Football

$10.99 Amazon »

The Aerobie Sonic Fin Football sees the Wingball's 88MPH throwing speeds, and offers up its own feat of foam football strength: a pro-level throwing distance of up to 100 yards. You know, like, Russell Wilson-style...

Shelby Destroyer Foam Disc Blaster

$217 indiegogo »

The Shelby destroyer is a foam disc blaster its makers say is built to fire 6 discs per second, at up to 160 FPS. Its magazine can hold 120 discs, and the ammo is ready to discharge in your choice of semi- or fully automatic...

Wingball - 88 MPH Foam Not-Football

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You'd think the Wingball would throw like when you have a bag of pork rinds and your friend Cornelius wants one, so you try to toss it to him instead of either of you getting up and walking the 7 steps to do the exchange...

Small Viking Axe Game - Darts Meets Axe-Throwing

$116 Firebox.com »

You could call the Small Viking Axe Game darts meets axe-throwing. You could also call the Small Viking Axe Game possible injury meets probable injury. Little puncture wound meets giant gash with major blood loss. Bad...

SpyraTwo Water Bullet Water Gun

$149 Amazon »

The SpyraTwo water gun, a follow-up to the successful SpyraOne, is a water battler that replaces the streaming shots of other water guns with a powerful 30mL "water bullet." Why pelt your friends with horizontal raindrops...

Baseball Hat Bicycle Helmet

$23.99 Amazon »

Look like a style icon riding your bike with this baseball hat bicycle helmet...

Team Magnus Incog Water Gun

$12 - $34 Amazon »

I don't know Magnus, but based on the looks of his Incog Water Gun - sleek, svelte, and stealthy - I'd be on his team for a water fight. Honestly, with a name like Magnus, I'd feel pretty comfortable being on his team...

Omni Hoverboard

The first thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video was, "Holy shit, that thing is sick!" But that was immediately followed by the second thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video: "Holy shit, I...

Ping Pong Door

$15,150 Tobias Fraenzel »

Ping Pong Door designer, Tobias Fraenzel, must have torn up his mama's house as much as I did playing as a kid, because as an adult he is very focused on creating household goods and furniture that are inherently sporting...

Tangle NightBall Glow in the Dark LED Football

$26.99 Amazon »

The Tangle NightBall glow in the dark LED football reminds me of the fireflies I used to catch as a kid. Except, unlike the fireflies, the NightBall wants to be caught. In fact, if it's flying at my face and I don't catch...

Gel Blaster - Bursting-Gel-Ball-Shooting Toy Blaster

$49.99 Amazon »

Its makers say the Gel Blaster, a toy blaster that shoots eco-friendly, water-filled gel balls, is fun for ages 12 and up. With an emphasis, if the above photo is any indication, on the and up...

Pongo Portable Ping-Pong Set

$53.21 Amazon »

Ping-pong on the go? The sentiment collapses way down to Pongo, just like the portable table tennis set itself. Pongo's net, paddles, and white whacking balls retract and condense into a 7" x 7" x 6" pouch for transport...

Shark Bike Helmet for Kids

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Land Shark! ... On a tricycle! But still no less dangerous, especially if that finned, toothy helmet covering the head of a child shrieking with glee is coming full speed ahead towards Daddy's crotch...

Extans Akhal Shadow Bike

"Price on application." Not good news for anyone who wants Extans' Akhal Shadow Bike for anything more than a pipe dream. Or a photo on their desktop. But even as the latter, you have to admit this bike, inspired by the...

Mad Fly Sports Raptor Football

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Part glider, part football, part foam airplane, the Raptor Football from Mad Fly Sports is here to help you get into the spirit of Fall 2020...

Cold Steel Mini Torpedo

$17.99 Amazon »

The Cold Steel Mini Torpedo is a toothpick...for your eyes. Well. Only if you're not careful. Cold Steel followed up its original throwing torpedo with this 12" mini version that's equally viable for target throwing...