Instant Mud - Mud Wrestling, Pie & Balloon Mix
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Instant Mud doesn't look so much like mud all over one's body as it does a whole bunch of chocolate JELL-O Pudding Cups, but if you're looking for a fast and dirty way to fill a kiddie pool for mud wrestling, or foil plates and balloons for mud pie and bomb fights, I think it will do. Plus, if you serve a wrestling ring of Instant Mud up alongside one Bulk Wrestling JELL-O, you'll have yourself a right bumpin' night of adult entertainment. Call it the Kids' Snack Cup Party.
Instant Mud comes as a dry mix of 4 pounds of mud powder. Just add water (or milk, I guess) to make 60 gallons of "thick, slippery sludge." Or, if you need just one bucket at a time to dump on your friend Cornelius' head when he walks through doorways and triggers your booby traps, use an ounce of the dry mud per gallon.
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