The Bad Banana
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Everyone knows that Japanese people are out of their fucking minds a little bit eccentric when it comes to... everything, but that's why we love them. This streaking flashing banana, I think, captures that eccentricity pretty well.
Hidden Image Soy Sauce Dish
You don't need a magic eye to see the hidden images in IPPINKA's soy sauce dishes, just a hungry mouth ready to receive some salt-kissed sushi...
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Transparent Ohmu
I don't know what it means to call something a "Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Transparent Ohmu," but calling it a "Giant Clear Gummy Insect Collectible" doesn't make much sense either. Fans of manga and anime will...
Leather Banana Rocking Chair
A leathery banana doesn't sound good in most circumstances, but when it comes to the Leather Banana Rocking Chair...uuuhhh. Nope, still doesn't sound good. Let's just call it the Banana Rocking Chair, or the Banana Rocker...
Attack on Titan Super Hard Blade iPhone Case
It's always interesting when and which Japanese manga and anime cross over into mainstream Western culture. Here it's even more interesting that a piece of Japanese manga/anime has crossed over into real life. And even...
F-Cup Cookies
F-Cup Cookies sound like they would be a joke, and they probably are, but for all women with concave chesticular regions and, more importantly, for all the men who have to fondle them, I sure as 2 seconds of motorboating...
Iron Samurai Blue LED Watch
As if the opportunity to wear a segmented steel LED-lit wristband that might make people wonder if you're under house arrest isn't reason enough to complete this purchase, the fact that the Iron Samurai also possesses...
Banana Flip-Flops
These Banana Flip-Flops better be non-slip. On the outside and on the inside. Because they may be fruity and fun to look at, but if this dude is going to wear a bunch of bananas on his feet, I need a guarantee they're...
Banana Sling Grips for Pull-Ups & Lifting
Hey, they might call you bananas, but do they even lift, bro? Using these Banana Sling Grips, you not only hit the pull-ups, bent-over rows, and deadlifts, you do it with a neutral grip, more natural movements, and less...
Handmade in Japan Higo no Kami Knife
Each of these Higo no Kami knives, traditional Japanese non-locking folding blades, are handmade and imported directly from Japan. And if you don't believe me, believe the superb English translation of their product description:...
Japanese-Style Tempura Deep Fryer
Tempura in the morning, tempura in the evening, tempura at suppertime / When you've got a Japanese-style deep fryer, you can have tempura anytime! Perhaps not the best song parody, but I was just considering whether I...
Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads (NSFW)
When you see these Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads do you think the same thing I do? Tune in, Tokyo. Tune in, Tokyo. No? Maybe just because you don't have all the information on the boobie-bettering cones yet. They fulfill...
Fruit Infuser Water Bottle
People think I drink only Kool-Aid and sodie pop because I'm immature and unrefined, but really it's because water is such a yawn. I need the excitement and intrigue of carbonation and colors insulting to nature in my...