Dude's Must See Products for February 2021

There are some cooooool cats over at Substance Jewelry making these Dune Futuristic Rings - and really all the rings available in the designers' Etsy shop. The abstract, futuristic shapes of the rings are all intended to house a "hidden energy core" unique to Substance in both design and execution. Expressed as honeycombed interiors, the idea conjures alternate universes and faraway planets, perhaps dystopian or post apocalyptic ones, where people hold supernatural abilities, or their very life force, in a ring that never leaves their finger.

Some of these clever storage solutions are simple, and some use sophisticated designs and technology to help you store and schlep your stuff, and tidy up your mess. Some of my nods of approval go to storage solutions that just get the job done, while others are works of art unto themselves that also happen to hold your gear and organize your clutter. I hope you enjoy them all, and can perhaps find one or two that will suit your own storage needs.

Tee-hee-hee! Or should I say, Pee-hee-hee! Here are some penis light switch covers for all the lovers and lovers-less out there who just want a romantic night with some of that D. This penis is down for some lights-off action, but also flicks right up if you want to get dirty with the lights on.

What makes these Star Wars parody prints stand out to me is their more classic artistic style, and the everyday tasks their artists have chosen for their galactic subjects to engage in.

Imperial Baking Party gathers Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and The Emperor in the kitchen to collaborate on some lattice-topped fruit pies. Check out the last guy's footwear. And don't forget the fridge.

One of the Imperial Pupper prints shows us a poor AT-AT stuck inside at his owner's bay window, longing for access to the Stormtrooper mailman making his delivery at the curb.

A Mandalorian and The Hangover mashup bemusingly depicts a Stormtrooper and Mando in an elevator, the latter with Baby Yoda strapped to him in a front carrier.

Didn't get that hippopotamus for Christmas? How about a Happy Hippo Ring instead? Those denied cats, dogs, snakes, cockatoos, koalas, and frog princes, Good After Nine has its finger on the pulse of your disappointment too. The jewelry shop offers up adorable handmade animal rings in dozens of different species as consolation to animal lovers who can't be animal owners.

Plus those who know it's better to show off their love of lions, tigers, and bears in ways other than buying an actual lion, tiger, or bear.

Plus the lovelorn still waiting for one of those stinkin' frogs to transform.

This briefcase is smokin' hot! The NOMAD grill & smoker packs a charcoal BBQ grill and smoker into a pretty decent lookin', and ultra-portable 20.5" x 13.5" x 9.5" case. Open the carrier up to expose 425 square inches of cooking space, enough for around 15 burgers per side.

"Make 2021 the year of ballsex!" Well, balldo, it's not the worst idea anyone's ever had. Plus, given all the horrible things 2020 was the year of, and the lackluster way 2021 has kicked off, a brand new ball-dildo that will instantly double the number of dicks a dude has, is certainly the most ballsy way to turn things around.