Outdoors

Zippo FireFast Bellows

$20.53 Amazon »

You can't slip Zippo's FireFast Bellows into your pocket like this little blow-it fire starter, but then again, the FireFast Bellows isn't for little fires. And as its name suggests, the Zippo brand of flame stoker doesn't...

Wedigout Underwater Metal Detector

$109.89 - $125.99 Amazon »

I heard we're heading into a recession. Know what that means? Yep. Time to start treasure hunting! Last weekend I went to my mama's house, intending to haul out the ol' metal detector just like I did after the Y2K dot-com...

BEEVIVE Bee Revival Keyring

$14.93 - $31.23 Etsy »

Bee aware, bee kind, and BEEVIVE with your very own Bee Revival Keyring. "Inspired by a spontaneous encounter with a tired bee," these tubular keychain or backpack attachments contain emergency nectar (i.e., ambrosia...

Big Joe Pool Petz

$39 - $47.90 Amazon »

Beans, beans the magical boat / The more you fill the more Pool Petz float. Pool Petz from Big Joe are part water toy, part raft, and all instant ride-aboard, splash-around fun since you never have to inflate them to...

SMACO S400 Mini SCUBA Tank

$229 Amazon »

SCUBA-dooba-doo! The SMACO S400 Mini SCUBA Tank endeavors to make diving as easy, breezy, and carefree as - albeit slightly more graceful than - everyone's favorite mystery-solving Great Dane*. The 1L tank holds enough...

AIRHEAD SUP Training Wheels

$49.89 Amazon »

Training floats is more like it, but AIRHEAD knows calling their stabilizing paddleboard floats "SUP Training Wheels" will catch more attention due to the familiarity of the term. I still feel like it's misguided, though...

Water Shade Canopy Float Kit

$129.95 Amazon »

What floats your boat? A hull*. What floats your canopy? A Water Shade Canopy Float Kit. Essentially a set of four 18" mini rafts made of heavy grade PVC vinyl, the Canopy Float Kit endeavors to help those who like to...

BOTE Inflatable Dock Hangout

$1,161.75 Amazon »

Throw one of these Inflatable Dock Hangouts in the lake this summer, and you'll be the coolest cat in the Party Cove. No ifs, ands, or BOTEs about it...

STAR Slice Paddle Cataraft

$1,895 Colorado Kayak »

I'm probably not the best dude to talk about the STAR Slice Paddle Cataraft, as I don't really care for white water rafting, or rapids, or, like, water. It's not that I'm afraid of water, per se. I welcome it, for example...

FUNBOY Luxury Inflatable Kiddie Pools

$49.99 - $58.30 Amazon »

FUNBOY's calling these "Luxury Inflatable Kiddie Pools" is a bit of a misnomer. Clearly, with their fresh, funky, and sophisticated designs they're Luxury Inflatable Adultie Pools. For the next summer scorcher heading...

Bacon-Scented Rubber Flying Disc for Dogs

$20.96 Amazon »

Does your dog do back flips for bacon? Freak out over flying discs? Well, imagine the total spastic meltdown he's going to have over this bacon-scented rubber flying disc from Kobe. Bacon and fetch together! The Great...

The Exotic Blades Shop Knuckle Duster Axe

$95.99 Etsy »

Knuckle duster meets axe. Is that a good idea? Certainly the axe won't fall out of your hand when you use it to chop whatever's on the chopping block today, but again I ask, is that a good idea? All those steel spacers...

Mouse Melon Seeds

$3.29 Etsy »

Looks like a watermelon, tastes like a cucumber, pops like a grape. Mouse Melons are itty bitty relatives of the cucumber that look, delightfully, like watermelons sized for your action figures. Or, perhaps in a less...

BOTE Deus Inflatable Kayak & Stand Up Paddleboard

$1,299 Amazon »

Inflatable ad convertible, the BOTE Deus is a double dose of kayak and stand up paddleboard that goes from 39" travel bag to 12'6" boat in minutes. While weighing just 50 pounds thanks to military grade PVC construction...

Cassette Tape Pool Float

$59.99 Amazon »

This mixtape is called "Maxchill," and its playlist includes the songs "Ocean Breeze," "Splashing Kids," "Slurping Up the Last of Frozen Daiquiris," and "Stop Ogling My Tits, You Dirty Old Pervert."...

Solo Stove Pi Pizza Oven

$424.99 - $599.99 Solo Stove »

I first met Solo Stove almost 5 years ago, then a loner chilling in the portable bonfire space. And look at this dude today! A whole line of fire pits, camp stoves, a grill, and now, an outdoor pizza oven. And, true to...

Pontos Packable Kayak

$497 Pontos »

Pontos is tossing their packable kayak into the mix of small vessels debuting for Summer 2022's boating season. And I mean, literally tossing it. The Pontos kayak weighs only around 7 pounds, and packs down to a size...

LavaBox Ammo Can Portable Propane Campfire

$175 - $330 LavaBox »

Created in Colorado by a group of raft guides, LavaBox is a portable, forest fire safe(r) propane campfire housed inside a military ammo can. It produces no smoke, embers, or ashes, and the amount of firewood and charcoal...

Terra Nova Bothy Bag - 4-Person Emergency Shelter

$68.20 Amazon »

I see your bivy sack, and raise you the Terra Nova Bothy Bag, a lightweight emergency shelter erected and held in place by your own body weight and form. Or rather, your own and your friend Cornelius'. Or, given this...

RotoShovel - Handheld Automatic Shovel

$149.99 - $189.99 Amazon »

"With RotoShovel, you can drill it, dig it, scoop it, or plant it!" Ugh, battery-operated automatic shovel making it easier or not, none of those activities sound fun to me. But, alas, I have a mama, and my mama has demands...

Zero Gravity Lounge Chair with Shade Canopy

$89.99 Amazon »

I've had enough Netflix & Chill for the year, I'm ready for some Pool Time & Chill, some Sandy Beach & Chill, some Back Patio, BBQ & Chill on a Zero Gravity Lounge Chair - with shade canopy! - to take it from here...

CARSULE - Pop-Up Cabin for Your Car

Camping. Picnicking. Romancing. Or just chilling. The CARSULE is a pop-up cabin for your car whose possibilities are limited only by...well, what you can do in a 6.5' cubic space extending from your SUV, minivan, or hatchback...

Estwing Special Edition Fireside Friend Axe

$59.99 Amazon »

If I could have only one fireside friend, would it be Estwing's Special Edition Fireside Friend Axe, or my friend Cornelius? Hmmm, I can't decide. Let's go over the merits of both...

FireGlobe Fire Pit

$499 Amazon »

Eva Solo can help you be anything but, cozying up at their FireGlobe fire pit with your favorite lady or dude. Or, maybe even better, a furry friend who likes to cuddle...