FUNBOY Inflatable ShotSki Drink Holder Pool Float
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If you thought it was tricky getting up on water skis before, wait 'til you try it after partaking in a tequila shooter, or three, from FUNBOY's inflatable ShotSki, a drink holder and pool float built for four. Or one with a really, really big mouth.
And speaking of water skis, I don't know why all of FUNBOY'S promo photos of the ShotSki shows dudes and ladies in winter clothes at a ski resort. Because first of all, yuck, we are cruising towards Summer 2021, and I don't want to think about no stinkin' snow skiing for at least 6 months. And second of all, WTFUNBOY? This is an inflatable ShotSki, a ShotSki designed to float in the swimming pool, not on the oak bar top of some mountain apres ski joint that charges $25 for 1.5 ounces of Jose Cuervo Gold.
Dudes, ladies, we need to get the inflatable ShotSki down to sea level where it belongs. Down to resort hotels and backyard pools and the Lake of the Ozarks. Even bathtubs would be better than snowy peaks. Can I get a Hell, yeah!?
Can I also get a top shelf bottle of liquor and 3 vaccinated friends?
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