The Tentanic 1,000-Person Tent

Posted: April 16, 2012
The Tentanic 1,000-Person Tent
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Ahhh, the Tentanic is cruising towards shore just in time for both camping season, and the 3D re-release of Leonardo DiCaprio's most humiliating 3 hours on the big screen. A 1:2 scale replica of the luxurious Titanic, this cushy camper may not be able to replicate adventures on the high seas, but it will keep you and one thousand of your friends blissfully accommodated during flash mob wilderness adventures and the bacchanalian festivities of Burning Man. Provided users pitch the Tentanic on land, it is also guaranteed not to sink.

The Tentanic comes with 300 anchor-shaped pegs and a zip-up entrance on its starboard side, which opens into a massive interior replete with dining room, ballroom, Irish dancing room, and gobbing platform. Dimensions for what can only be described as the epitome of excess are 394' long x 46' wide x 89' high*. Those who simply cannot wait to get rid of the 120 c-notes starting to chafe through their pants pockets can pre-order the Tentanic now, for delivery at an as-yet-unspecified time following its docking at Firebox's warehouse.

*Actually, Firebox lists the tent's height as 27 cm, or 10.6". Presumably this is either a typo, or that elusive British humor in action.

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