Upside Down Wooden Tissue Box & Storage Shelf
Good news: this upside down wood tissue box and storage shelf calls on the power of gravity to help prevent the tissue that comes after the one you grab from getting stuck inside of the box. Bad news: if gravity isn't enough to secure the partial pull-out, have fun reaching your hand up under the wooden stand to root around for the next Kleenex when your cold, allergies, and razor cuts come a-callin'.
An interesting take on the decorative tissue box holder, this wooden design adds some contemporary style, plus a storage shelf for small items, to your bathroom countertop, WFH desk, or nightstand. Outer dimensions are 6.3" x 6.3" x 15.3", sized for square tissue boxes. Choose from maple or black walnut wood.
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